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Song Parodies -> "Neverland"

Original Song Title:

"The Candy Man"

Original Performer:

Sammy Davis Jr.

Parody Song Title:

"Neverland"

Parody Written by:

Guy DiRito

The Lyrics

Whose face don's a disguise, a nose stuck on with glue?
His face a lighter choc'late and owns a petting zoo?
That Neverland 'man', oh that Peter Pan fan.
That Neverland 'man' he sticks to just one glove and has a nose of wood.

Who has paid out more dough, for lawsuits that apply,
Swung his little son from a penthouse way up high?
That Neverland 'man', oh that Peter Pan fan.
That Neverland 'man' he sticks to just one glove and has a nose of wood.

That Neverland man made him a mistake, something that he did malicious,
Now, for all the children that he fishes, one's about to go judicious.

Oh, might just see tomorrow, watch his legal team,
Beg and steal and borrow and select and defense scheme.
That Neverland 'man', oh that Peter Pan fan.
That Neverland 'man' he sticks to just one glove and has a nose of wood.

That Neverland man made him a mistake, something he did was malicious,
Now, for all the children that he fishes, ones about to go judicious.

Yeah, yeah, yeah
Oh, might just see tomorrow, watch his legal team,
Beg and steal and borrow and select and defense scheme.
That Neverland 'man', That Peter Pan fan.
That Neverland 'man', oh that Peter Pan fan.
That Neverland 'man' he sticks to just one glove and has a nose of wood.
It's Neverland, it's Neverland, it's Neverland,
Neverland, it's Neverland, it's Neverland.
Neverland, it's Neverland, it's Neverland.

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Diva - November 20, 2003 - Report this comment
I don't know about MJ. He's very odd to begin with. If he is guilty, I hope the investigation isn't messed up like the OJ fiasco. Anyone that abuses a child is a criminal.
Paul Robinson - November 20, 2003 - Report this comment
Yes, a sorry topic but a good parody. Funny stuff that brings more of a grimace than a grin. But well done. 5-5-5.
Robert J. Pagliaro - November 20, 2003 - Report this comment
Is it true that the raid at Michael Jackson's house uncovered WMDs which were thought to be in Iraq?
Meriadoc - November 20, 2003 - Report this comment
Glad to see someone take a funny, but more unbiased spin on this subject. Wait! "Unbiased spin." Where'd that oxymoron parody go.... ? ;-D
Michael Pacholek - November 20, 2003 - Report this comment
Robert, they can't find them in Iraq, what makes you think they'll find them in Los Olivos?
Wild Man - November 20, 2003 - Report this comment
Great job, Guy. I never bought into his innocents the first time around. Large payoff, no trial.
Robert J. Pagliaro - November 20, 2003 - Report this comment
My mistake, thought the LA PD was involved.
Leah Lockhart - November 20, 2003 - Report this comment
He he he... I've been trying to think of a Michael Jackson parody all day but could not come up with something this good!
Adagio - November 20, 2003 - Report this comment
Good read, Guy. I wholeheartedly agree, Diva, I hope they don't mess this one up. He gives me the creeps, which is beside the point, but I think that part of those creeps are due to just a weird feeling about the ( guy?)
snsanty - November 25, 2003 - Report this comment
That ought to be Wacko Jacko's new theme song. It's so fitting! Hope he rots away in prison with a large cellmate named "Bubba".
John Spoof - November 29, 2003 - Report this comment
Hey Guy, I'm kinda new here---one month---could you help me out by giving me some good votes? i've been voting for you a lot but never left a comment, so could you? i'm a big fan, anyone else can help vote for me because i've been working hard trying to get some good songs but it isn't that easy

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