-> "The Car Will Stay"
Original Song Title:
"So Far Away" (MP3)
Parody Song Title:
"The Car Will Stay"
The car will stay...
Don't have any money to go no place anymore,
It would be so fine to get some taste of "gas war".
So rotten hell they blow, raised by dimes each day.
Cannot go to beach or zoo or cruise the hood,
If my gas hog Benz could only run on wood.
I'm so pissed at crude...and so my car will stay.
No more throngs of cars movin' along the highway,
Can't see much of anything on the move.
But I can only park this ride on drive-way,
Be no "custom blend" 'til the price improves.
So the car does stay...
They shouldn't let those NASCAR guys go race anymore.
It seems such a crime to waste that gas on such bore.
And drive like hell they go, with the gas this way.
yeah-e-ay, while my car must stay.
Traveling is down, I miss my friends, I'm lonely,
They can't seem to get enough refined.
They sure roped the road and now they own me.
Their plots and their schemes; we let this cri-ime?
So parked my car will stay...
Bustin' all my money pays for my gas at the store,
It would be so fine to drill that space that's off shore.
ANWR doesn't help if no can we drill away.
yeah-e-ay, should start right away,
Hey, still my car does stay.
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