Song Parodies -> Ralphing Naked Through The Night
| Original Song Title: | "Help Me Make It Through The Night" |
| Original Performer: | Kris Kristofferson |
| Parody Song Title: | "Ralphing Naked Through The Night" |
| Parody Written by: | Guy DiRito |
Pabst Blue Ribbon on draft here,
Said the sign upon the wall.
Cookies tossed from too much gin,
And last night I don't recall.
Rum just may rot my insides,
Where's my clothes, something's not right?
Must have had myself a time,
Ralphing naked through the night.
I am so bare where is my thong?
Had too much of that X brand.
Knew I'd pay lastnight, tomorrow,
AA meeting need attend.
Yes, I'll pay when comes the dawn,
Then tomorrow make it right.
Why'd I get myself so stoned?
Ralphing naked really bites.
Curse the day light - bread is gone,
'Cause my wallet's feelin' light.
Money's gone, just how unknown,
Ralphing naked through the night.
Why'd I get myself so stoned?
Ralphing naked really bites.
Said the sign upon the wall.
Cookies tossed from too much gin,
And last night I don't recall.
Rum just may rot my insides,
Where's my clothes, something's not right?
Must have had myself a time,
Ralphing naked through the night.
I am so bare where is my thong?
Had too much of that X brand.
Knew I'd pay lastnight, tomorrow,
AA meeting need attend.
Yes, I'll pay when comes the dawn,
Then tomorrow make it right.
Why'd I get myself so stoned?
Ralphing naked really bites.
Curse the day light - bread is gone,
'Cause my wallet's feelin' light.
Money's gone, just how unknown,
Ralphing naked through the night.
Why'd I get myself so stoned?
Ralphing naked really bites.
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Funny as hell. Singing along brought back some memories! 5's
Good one, Guy . :D 5's
Get on the wagon now, mister! 555
5's, great job, Guy. I understand that a great man once wrote that Brand X will make your spine curl.
You drafted a Good head on this one....
I resemble these remarks! 5s.
singing these lyrics to that beautiful melody just slayed me...5s
Parody: Good. Very, very good. Thoughts of Guy ralphing naked: Bad. Very, very bad. And after that debacle in The Bronx, I don't need any more "very, very bad." Come to think of it, who was that guy you were ralphing with last night? Was it Alex Rodriguez, the Sham-bino?
Hilarious, Guy!
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