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Song Parodies -> "Can't Learn Their Gender"

Original Song Title:

"Return To Sender"

Original Performer:

Elvis Presley

Parody Song Title:

"Can't Learn Their Gender"

Parody Written by:

Guy DiRito

The Lyrics

One day you two... We'll figure it out.
Like missing letters playing hangman,
Do either have a rack?
The whole website is warring,
About what each one packs.

They gloat about it:
Can't learn their gender, assets unknown.
Does their plumber, see their zone?
Is one more caudal, the other flat?
So goes the story, does their sweater protect a rack?

If I saw letters in their mailbox,
The names especially.
Still I might not be scoring,
Dual sex names likely be.

They gloat about it:
Can't learn their gender, assets unknown.
Does their plumber, see their zone?

We whine, why can't you two be yourself,
Tell us all about your glands.
Our brains we will wrack, and maybe some day,
We may know your brands.

we're counting on it:
Can't learn their gender, assets unknown.
Does their plumber, see their zone?

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Adagio - November 27, 2003 - Report this comment
Ahh...the eternal question! Good job on this one, Guy!
Leah Lockhart - November 27, 2003 - Report this comment
How strange, I JUST heard this song on the radio. Couldn't think of a rhyme. You did it. Great job.
Meriadoc - November 28, 2003 - Report this comment
Caudel or flat - is that where it's at? Malky thinks so anyway... ;-D
Peregrin - November 29, 2003 - Report this comment
I am honoured Guy!
Guy - November 29, 2003 - Report this comment
Mer & Pip, you two are worth the time and the tribute. Also, thanks to all who have vote and comment..
malcolm higins - November 29, 2003 - Report this comment
you guys drive me nuts.. awesome song guy-man.. 5-5-5 chalupas as always.. I love your wit man.. keep it up
Guy - November 29, 2003 - Report this comment
Thanks Malky - Another gender bender tale on these two will be out tomorrow.

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