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Song Parodies -> "I Want A Snatch, I Grew Some Too-toos"
Original Song Title:
"Chatanooga Choo Choo"
(MP3)Original Performer:
Glenn Miller
Parody Song Title:
"I Want A Snatch, I Grew Some Too-toos"
Parody Written by:
Guy DiRito
The Lyrics
We see gender reassignment in our world everyday through the media and our computers and even shows like Law and Order. We take this as we do everything else that's part of the new culture these days with a grain of salt and move on. Recently someone I know has opted for a gender reassignment and is living their life as a member of the opposite sex, a requirment for elected surgery, that stipulates that they must live as the opposite sex for at least a year before undergoing the change. It is somehow different when someone you know is going transgendered. This got me to really thinking about this radical change of lifestyle and prompted me to write two parodies on it. In order to be objective I wrote one for each sex. Please view my other parody on gender reassignment entitled "Penis".
Pardon my 'boy',
I want a snatch, I grew some too-toos,
Crack redesign,
Goin' be a-choppin' my vine.
Choppin' my cord,
I scored a brand new set of too-toos.
Such a nice pair,
And soon the knife'll repair.
Don't need my pencil drainin' sprayin, amber squirts on the floor,
Read a magazine while you are doin' your chore.
Weiner in the grinder,
Nothin' could be finer,
Then to look between my legs and see vagina.
Gonna keep my whistle in a masonry jar,
Then I can my penis see where-ever I are,
Shove it in your colon,
I don't need a scoldin',
Woo woo, snatch they grew ya, there you are.
I'm gonna be,
Convertin' Marty into Kaitlyn,
Justin to Grace,
I won't be shavin' my face.
Havin' my pie,
Still get to eat up all the cake at home,
So snatch I'm glad I grew you,
And some too-toos, my own.
Snatch so glad I grew you,
And some too-toos, my own.
I want a snatch, I grew some too-toos,
Crack redesign,
Goin' be a-choppin' my vine.
Choppin' my cord,
I scored a brand new set of too-toos.
Such a nice pair,
And soon the knife'll repair.
Don't need my pencil drainin' sprayin, amber squirts on the floor,
Read a magazine while you are doin' your chore.
Weiner in the grinder,
Nothin' could be finer,
Then to look between my legs and see vagina.
Gonna keep my whistle in a masonry jar,
Then I can my penis see where-ever I are,
Shove it in your colon,
I don't need a scoldin',
Woo woo, snatch they grew ya, there you are.
I'm gonna be,
Convertin' Marty into Kaitlyn,
Justin to Grace,
I won't be shavin' my face.
Havin' my pie,
Still get to eat up all the cake at home,
So snatch I'm glad I grew you,
And some too-toos, my own.
Snatch so glad I grew you,
And some too-toos, my own.
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Guy, that really must be a thought-provoking situation. As far as I know I've never been acquainted with someone who did that. 5's
Heh heh heh! 5's
The title alone causes me to giggle! 555
even better than your other sex change parody today.....and that's saying something....this is superb
Been there, done that, and got the she shirt.
Paul - If you didn't know before they did it you probably would not know after.
JD - Glad you chuckled.
Ag and Al - Thanks to both of you.
JD - Glad you chuckled.
Ag and Al - Thanks to both of you.
Guy, I think this is one of your funniest. The title by itself deserves 5's.
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