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Song Parodies -> "Wind Has Been Broken"

Original Song Title:

"Morning Has Broken"

Original Performer:

Cat Stevens

Parody Song Title:

"Wind Has Been Broken"

Parody Written by:

Guy DiRito

The Lyrics

Wind has been broken, there was no warning,
Back burp unspoken, it was unheard.
My eyes are stinging, gas cloud is forming,
Fragrance is lingering, enmeshed and unfurled.

Can't contain fallout, one hit in seven,
As the first few fall, onto their ass.
Pray for some treatment, as arteries harden,
Spring to retreatness, shake off the gas.

Hurry and take flight, this is your warning,
Don't let a match light, keep flame at bay.
Change your location, call off the morning,
Take a vacation, just stay away.

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Pacing: 3.7
How Funny: 3.7
Overall Rating: 3.7

Total Votes: 3

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Wild Man - July 03, 2003 - Report this comment
An ode to the lactose intollerant (lol) Good one man.
Pat - July 03, 2003 - Report this comment
Hehehe......easy to follow...right on target.
Jeff Reuben - July 03, 2003 - Report this comment
Easy to follow because of the smell!
royce miller - July 03, 2003 - Report this comment
Guy, you and Malcolm should join forces and write a collection of truly gross bodily function parodies-don't squander the gift...
Billy Florio - July 03, 2003 - Report this comment
Really funny Mal- oops, I mean Guy job
Pat - July 03, 2003 - Report this comment
LOL, Jeff...!!
Phil Alexander - July 04, 2003 - Report this comment
It would have been very easy to whip off a quick one to this tune, without much substance or content: this, however, has thought in pretty much every line... a very good job.
Pat - July 04, 2003 - Report this comment
We just won't say what that content is... :D j/k
Meriadoc - July 04, 2003 - Report this comment
If Cat Stevens were dead, he be turning in his grave... great one, Guy!
Leo Jay - May 05, 2004 - Report this comment
This stinks. 5-5-5.

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