Song Parodies -> Wind Has Been Broken
| Original Song Title: | "Morning Has Broken" |
| Original Performer: | Cat Stevens |
| Parody Song Title: | "Wind Has Been Broken" |
| Parody Written by: | Guy DiRito |
Wind has been broken, there was no warning,
Back burp unspoken, it was unheard.
My eyes are stinging, gas cloud is forming,
Fragrance is lingering, enmeshed and unfurled.
Can't contain fallout, one hit in seven,
As the first few fall, onto their ass.
Pray for some treatment, as arteries harden,
Spring to retreatness, shake off the gas.
Hurry and take flight, this is your warning,
Don't let a match light, keep flame at bay.
Change your location, call off the morning,
Take a vacation, just stay away.
Back burp unspoken, it was unheard.
My eyes are stinging, gas cloud is forming,
Fragrance is lingering, enmeshed and unfurled.
Can't contain fallout, one hit in seven,
As the first few fall, onto their ass.
Pray for some treatment, as arteries harden,
Spring to retreatness, shake off the gas.
Hurry and take flight, this is your warning,
Don't let a match light, keep flame at bay.
Change your location, call off the morning,
Take a vacation, just stay away.
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An ode to the lactose intollerant (lol) Good one man.
Hehehe......easy to follow...right on target.
Easy to follow because of the smell!
Guy, you and Malcolm should join forces and write a collection of truly gross bodily function parodies-don't squander the gift...
Really funny Mal- oops, I mean Guy .....lol..godd job
LOL, Jeff...!!
It would have been very easy to whip off a quick one to this tune, without much substance or content: this, however, has thought in pretty much every line... a very good job.
We just won't say what that content is... :D j/k
If Cat Stevens were dead, he be turning in his grave... great one, Guy!
This stinks. 5-5-5.
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