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Song Parodies -> "Where's My Weiner?"

Original Song Title:

"Have You Seen Her?"

Original Performer:

The Chi-Lites

Parody Song Title:

"Where's My Weiner?"

Parody Written by:

Guy DiRito

The Lyrics

Ever wonder about people who get sex reassignment surgeries? What happens later if they have reservations about the proceedure?
(spoken):
Some months ago one day,
Thought to act upon a lark,
What's it like without a schlock?
Might be groovey, a new way to fark.

To pee I'd seat just like some old wench,
Oh what a brave new day,
I figured just a little suture,
So I'll go for it, what the hey!

Thought I'd rather be a she,
Ms. Johnson he became.
He fell, like mighty oaks,
Without him it's just not the same.

I don't try to hide my new mammary,
They sway and they swing with pride,
I keep prayin' he'll be back,
I look down and just see wide.

(Sung):
Oh, I see him gone, every time I go,
On my seat relievin', where is that fellow?
Where's my wiener?
Tell me, where's my weiner?

Oh I had a choice, but I whacked him so,
And I don't get no more fellatio,
Where's my wiener?
Tell me, where's my weiner?

Why oh why,
Did I whack my manhood off that day? (Oh wah!)

Oh, no-no, I'm reduced to just havin' a little queen one,
Now he's lost,
Baby, he's lost. (Oh)

Oh, when I must piss, my pants unzips,
I want to shake but gone's that part.
Where's my wiener?
Tell me, where's my weiner?

Oh in my hand, I so want it be,
Times like this when I must pee.
Where's my wiener?
Tell me, where's my weiner?

(spoken):
So another day I miss my friend,
Ground to bits in the shreader and trash binned.
Miss that thing I could distend,
Wish another one I'd grow,
To be a boney man,
I know, it's funny,
I long to have him in the palm of my hand.

[repeat to fade]:
Where's my wiener?
Tell me, where's my weiner?

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Adagio - February 22, 2004 - Report this comment
Yea, what DOES happen? Another sex-change operation? And the Dr. says - 'Wha...you back again? And again?'
Adagio - February 22, 2004 - Report this comment
There seems to be a recurring theme today.
Johnny D - February 22, 2004 - Report this comment
OK! On Amiright, you can post technical medical/psychological/behavioral/scientific terms like fellatio. I guess the censor doesn't care unless we launch into a detailed descriptive definition of such technical and scientific nomenclature......which I have NO desire to do. Great job, Guy! 5's

P.S. Just to test the waters: Well if fellatio is OK, then the following must also be OK: cunnilingus, analingus, fisting, sodomy, buggery, bukkake, rim-jobs, hand-jobs, etc etc etc.
Guy - February 22, 2004 - Report this comment
I guess I didn't know how to spell weener. Thanks JD and Pat.
Jan Unwin - February 22, 2004 - Report this comment
Johnny, Oh man, now I gotta go look up "bukkake" on the Internet, cuz I don't know what that is.
mac - February 22, 2004 - Report this comment
Good Job, Guy. I thought for a second you were still pissed about Michael "Savage" Weiner being taken off the air.
Adagio - February 22, 2004 - Report this comment
Hmm...Jan...seems I have to look up a few terms myself.
Jan Unwin - February 22, 2004 - Report this comment
Ok, I just looked it up. I think I'll just stick to Oil of Olay.
Adagio - February 23, 2004 - Report this comment
Hehe, Jan...me too.
Michael McVey - February 23, 2004 - Report this comment
Well, I thought this would be about the Bobbitt Procedure. Still just about as funny as Prickteaser, imo. I can't give you your member back, but here's a string of 5's to fill the, uh, opening. -- MM

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