-> "Betcha My Holy Cow"
Original Song Title:
"Betcha By Golly, Wow" (MP3)
Parody Song Title:
"Betcha My Holy Cow"
Most are dark and manic holy guys,
"Tally-ban" spreads fear with crime so vile.
If you sought a dairy cow to chew,
War may come to, out of steer stew.
Muj'hedini guys despise,
Hindu ones so karma wise.
They'll betcha their holy cow,
Take to guns war escalating on forever.
And never will those lunks and Jews shall get along,
They're too far gone.
They're no good, they trash with bombing car,
The shrine taboo, you can't go says Jaffar. 
Murder, plane goes down from hand grenade,
"Now we so bomb you, stinking Hindu".
Rockets flame across the sky,
In a sling your ass will fry, 'cause...
Oh, Betcha my holy cow,
We'll have none your desecrating on, no never!
Distemper's what is ailing you, not our Ishcon. 
But your Imams. 
Best you get holy now,
You're the ones, who have been hating, sore and fettered,
It's better what our karma do, cows lowin' on,
Not Allah con.
Catch ya some holy cow,
Best you shun fatwa, quit hating on forever,
Forever smell of camel poo,
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