-> "Sixteen Ones"
Original Song Title:
"Sixteen Tons"
Parody Song Title:
"Sixteen Ones"
The Lyrics
A google is a one with a whole lot of O's,
A program's just an engine that manipulates those.
Zeros and ones on silicon,
Refined by geeks who hack 'til dawn.
You load sixteen ones what's in the mix?
Sixty five thousand plus six thirty six,
Computer starts callin' and modules flow,
You got two words in the regristry core.
Well they learned one mornin' that their Sun wasn't fine,
It picked up a viral that done clocked its behind.
It loaded sixteen ones in program control,
And the mass bus bled to the host console.
You load sixteen ones what's in the mix?
Sixty five thousand plus six thirty six,
Computer starts callin' and modules flow,
You got two words in the regristry core.
Like a burn out warning down a sizzlin' main,
Try and shoot trouble in code that is lame.
In a daze from a brain break, nothin' worked they were tryin',
Was some unknown viral knocked its clock offline.
You load sixteen ones what's in the mix?
Sixty five thousand plus six thirty six,
Computer starts callin' and modules flow,
You got two words in the regristry core.
If It's C you're runnin', and your system's fried,
And loggin' in didn't, cause loggin' in died.
One disk got burned and the other's killed,
When you write ones it could get you,
If you let ones fill.
You load sixteen ones what's in the mix?
Sixty five thousand plus six thirty six,
Computer starts callin' and modules flow,
You got two words in the regristry core.
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