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Song Parodies -> "Pasta Fazool"

Original Song Title:

"Runaround Sue"

Original Performer:

Dion

Parody Song Title:

"Pasta Fazool"

Parody Written by:

Guy DiRIto

The Lyrics

Mi amore'; 'talian stew,
With mac and beans and tomato too.
Then cook on stove in a pan well browned,
Let fixin's mingle and cook down.
A lemon donut makes it very tart,
If in you'd heave it you'd have broken carte.
Some cottage cheese in the stewing ain't cool,
A-keep the whey out the pasta fazool.

Don't twist your zits when you pile on the paste,
A touch of their flare and would curl formin' taste.
So if you're gonna fry like a fool,
Just keep the whey out the pasta fazool.

I sure like that bubblin' sound,
The cloves of garlic all cookin' down.
A pinch of sugar would be nice,
Sucrose outs that acid spice.
Herbs of floral, add some glory, won't get by your nose,
There are some cloves in my garden still grows.
Ask any crew in the cooking school, they'll say
Keep the whey out the pasta fazool.

I sure like that bubblin' sound,
The gloves of garlic all cookin' down.
A pinch of sugar would be nice,
Sucrose outs that acid spice.
Herbs of floral, add some glory, won't get by your nose,
There are some cloves in my garden still grows.
Ask any fool who ever made stew, they'll say,
Keep the whey out the pasta fazool.

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Pacing: 4.6
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Overall Rating: 4.6

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Adagio - October 28, 2004 - Report this comment
:D You gonna give us that recipe? Yumm (w/o other stuff, of course)
Johnny D - October 28, 2004 - Report this comment
Mmmm...cinque, cinque, cinque!
Kristof Robertson - October 28, 2004 - Report this comment
Lemon donut?? Wha??....Martha Stewart would be proud. 555
Stuart McArthur - October 28, 2004 - Report this comment
I'm trying to diet, and that line about the garlic all cookin down was a hard one to read - 555 - gotta be strong
John Barry - October 28, 2004 - Report this comment
Molto bene, signore!
alvin rhodes - October 28, 2004 - Report this comment
bravissimo !
Michael Pacholek - October 28, 2004 - Report this comment
Youse gonna sing dis in Dion's Bronx? Go ahead, I dare ya...
Guy - October 28, 2004 - Report this comment
Hey-ee, Mikey the pack, fughedaboudit! Hey - whos stew is dis soup ovah heeah?
Ingeborg S. Nordén - October 28, 2004 - Report this comment
Great imagery, rhymes and pacing--three orders of #5, coming up!

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