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Music Performer Pseudonyms:
Also known as: Dion DiMucci. Submitted by: oldtimer
Use a Song Title to Answer a Different Song:
Song & Band Name | Song & Band Name | |
| "Your Friends," Dee Clark | "Abraham, Martin And John," Dion | |
| "Rock Fight," Cheech & Chong | "Be Careful Of Stones That You Throw," Dion | |
| "Three Guys," The Brian Setzer Orchestra | "Abraham, Martin And John," Dion | |
| "The Gypsy Rover," The Highwaymen | "The Wanderer," Dion | |
| There are additional songs titles that answer other songs available. | ||
Remove a Letter From a Song Title:
"Rub Baby" originally "Ruby Baby"
Julia Cox
Add a Letter to a Song Title:
"Abraham, Martini, and John" originally "Abraham, Martin, and John"
Yes, I'd like one!
Paul Warren
"Abraham, Martin, And Johan" originally "Abraham, Martin, And John"
Johan: the German equivalent to John.
MOR
"Abraham, Martian, And John" originally "Abraham, Martin, And John"
Rachel Blattington
"Abraham, Martina, And John" originally "Abraham, Martin, And John"
sex-change by adding a letter
Rachel Blattington
"Clovers Who Wander" originally "Lovers Who Wander"
Wendy Torrance
Change a Letter:
"Lovely Teenager" originally "Lonely Teenager"
Candy Welty
"Abraham, Marvin, And John" originally "Abraham, Martin, And John"
Candace Troy Powers
"Runaround Sun" originally "Runaround Sue"
You'd burn your feet!
Kelly Blythe
"Lovers Who Wonder" originally "Lovers Who Wander"
Would make better lovers if they'd just wonder.
Jen
"Lovers Who Pander" originally "Lovers Who Wander"
There are plenty of those of the new title, too.
Jen
There are additional Dion song titles with a letter changed available.
Recordings:
Oct 29
a parody of "Runaround Sue" by Dion
He's a 150-year-old wizard, who as far as all the HP stories are concerned is way beyond the point where he's copulating... so why bother saying "he's gay"?
soundclick.com: (mp3)
Song Parody Lyrics:
Original Song Name | Parody Song Name | Parody Author |
| "Runaround Sue" | "Ndamukong Suh" | Michael Pacholek |
| "Runaround Sue" | "The Marx Brothers Fan Song" | Harpo Weezey |
| "Runaround Sue" | "Sleeparound Shaun" | Arwen |
| "Abraham, Martin, and John" | "Aching Hams—Martinet’s On" | John A. Barry |
| "Abraham, Martin and John" | "Usama, Saddam and Zarq" | Callmelennie |
| "Runaround Sue" | "If Dion Wrote "The Wreck of the Edmund Fitzgerald"" | Michael Pacholek |
| "Donna the Prima Donna" | "Obama, He Got Osama" | Michael Pacholek |
| "Donna the Prima Donna" | "Donna the Post-Madonna" | Michael Pacholek |
| "Abraham, Martin, and John" | "Olbermann, Regis, and Juan" | Old Man Ribber |
| "The Wanderer" | "The Squanderer" | Squire Malloy |
There are additional Dion song parodies available. | ||
Songs for Duets, That Haven't Been Done Yet:
First Band/Song Name | Second Band/Song Name | New Song Name | Submittor |
| Lawyers In Love Jackson Browne | Runaround Sue Dion | Lawyers In Love Runaround And Sue | Fiona Apple Cider |
| Crazy In Love Beyonce Knowles | A Teenager In Love Dion | In Love With A Crazy Teenager That's what fits my high school experience! | Isaac |
| Everybody Loves A Lover Doris Day | Lovers Who Wander Dion | Everybody Loves Lovers Who Wander | Jacqui O'Day |
| Rock My Soul In The Bosom Of Abraham Traditional | Abraham, Martin, And John Dion | Rock My Soul In The Bosom Of Abraham, Martin, And John | Marilyn Wetbury |
| There are additional Dion duets that haven't been done yet available. | |||
Misheard Lyrics:
"The Wanderer"
Misheard Lyrics: I tear open my shirt and throw a rosie on my chest
Original Lyrics: I tear open my shirt and show her Rosie on my chest
| "Runaround Sue"
Misheard Lyrics: Herp, herp
Original Lyrics: Hey, hey!
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"The Wanderer"
Misheard Lyrics: With my two fists of iron I'm-a-goin' all the way down
Original Lyrics: With my two fists of iron and I'm goin' nowhere
| "Runaround Sue"
Misheard Lyrics: keep away from one-eyed Sue
Original Lyrics: So if you don't wanna cry like I do
Keep away from a Runaround Sue. |
| There are additional Dion misheard lyrics available. | |
Misheard Lyrics Stories:
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"Runaround Sue"
Misheard Lyrics: Herp, herp
Original Lyrics: Hey, hey!
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Story about this misheard lyric by: Alan Brockman No real story except that I was only 3 years old when the song first came out. Even though I was only 3, I remember hearing it played on the radio a lot, but I did not understand what the song meant at the time. |
| There are additional Dion misheard stories available. | |
Nonsensical Song Lyrics:
"The Wanderer"
The Nonsensical Lyrics: And when I find myself a-fallin' for some girl,
Yeah, I hop right into that car of mine, and I drive around the world. Why They're Nonsensical: Unless and until some very long bridges are built, crossing oceans (not likely to ever happen!), it will not be possible to drive around the world.
Submitted by: Julia Cox
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Insulting Song Lyrics:
"The Wanderer"
The Insulting Lyrics: I kiss'em and I love'em 'cause to me they're all the same
I hug'em and I squeeze'em they don't even know my name Why They're Insulting: This does not sound like love; it sounds like lust, objectification of women, and sexual assault. And if he's "the type of guy who will never settle down" and all that, good luck when he's older and he's alienated women with his vile treatment of them.
Submitted by: Diddims
| "The Wanderer"
The Insulting Lyrics: I kiss'em and I love'em 'cause to me they're all the same
I hug'em and I squeeze'em they don't even know my name Why They're Insulting: Speaks for itself.
Submitted by: Lomedhi
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Song Lyrics That Name Check Celebrities:
"Abraham, Martin, and John"
The Lyrics: Has anybody here seen my old friend Bobby?
Who They Mention: Robert F Kennedy
Submitted by: oldsongs
| "Abraham, Martin, and John"
The Lyrics: Has anybody here seen my old friend John?
Who They Mention: John F. Kennedy, Jr
Submitted by: oldsongs
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| There are additional Dion celebrity lyrics available. | |
Song Title Space Change:
"Abraham, Mar Tin And John" originally "Abraham, Martin And John"
Submitted by: Yvette Bristle
"Kiss In Game" originally "Kissin' Game"
Submitted by: Yvette Bristle
"Run Around, Sue!" originally "Runaround Sue"
Submitted by: Yvette Bristle
"Run A Round, Sue!" originally "Runaround Sue"
Submitted by: Yvette Bristle
"A Bra, Ham, Martin, And John" originally "Abraham, Martin, And John"
Submitted by: American Idle
There are additional Dion Song Title Space Change available.
Song Title Anagrams:
"Buy By Bar" originally "Ruby Baby"
Submitted by: Alyssa Jayne
"Rub By Bay" originally "Ruby Baby"
Submitted by: Alyssa Jayne
"Baby Ruby" originally "Ruby Baby"
Submitted by: Alyssa Jayne
"Bury Baby" originally "Ruby Baby"
Submitted by: Alyssa Jayne
"A Lentil Diet" originally "Little Diane"
Submitted by: Yvette Bristle
There are additional Dion Song Title Anagrams available.
Song Title Spoonerisms:
"Be Careful Of The Thrones You Stow" originally "Be Careful Of The Stones You Throw"
Submitted by: Penelope Beckinsale
Upbeat Songs With Depressing Lyrics:
"Abraham, Martin, and John"
The Lyrics: Anybody here see my old friend John,
Can you tell me where he's gone? He freed a lot of people, but it seems the good they die young. I turn around and he's gone. Why: It's got a Bossa-Nova beat and a major key, but this song is about the martyrs of that time when JFK, MLK, and RFK died as well as Lincoln.
Submitted by: Paul Warren
| "Runaround Sue"
The Lyrics: I should have known it from the very start,
this girl will leave me with a broken heart. Now listen people what I'm telling you, A-keep away from-a Runaround Sue. Why: This Doo-Wop song has that doo-wop feel, but this song is a girl who loves and leaves her lovers.
Submitted by: Paul Warren
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Names as a Word Bank:
Don No Odd Dodo Id. Submitted by: Meredith Corpening
I'd Doodoo On No Dodo. Submitted by: Meredith Corpening
Did Donni Doodoo? No, I Did. Submitted by: Meredith Corpening
Did I Nod? No, Don Did. Submitted by: Meredith Corpening
