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Song Parodies -> "Sneeze Drops"

Original Song Title:

"Squeeze Box"

Original Performer:

The Who

Parody Song Title:

"Sneeze Drops"

Parody Written by:

Guy DiRito

The Lyrics

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Mama's got the sneeze coughs,
Deep there in her chest.
And so badly she moans,
She needs to get some rest.

'Cause she's sprayin' all night,
And the mucus is tight.
Mama's got the sneeze coughs,
Badly does she sleep at night.

Hits the skids, she's beat,
She's all clogged and wheezed.
It won't abate not this mucus,
She's so damn displeased.

'Cause she's stayin' up nights,
Got the blues, sick, she's quite.
Mama needs some sneeze drops,
Sadly needs some sleep tonight,

Her nose winds and spouts and winds and spouts and winds and spouts and winds and spouts

Ain't stayin' alright,
She can't snooze; sick all night,
Mama got her breeze blocked,
Sadly she don't sleep not slight.

Her nose sneezy, don't got it easy,
She wants it breezy, not achoo,
She so all stuffed with goo,
Mama's got the wheeze block,
Badly her nose seeps all night.

(Banjo pickin' interlude)

Her nose winds and spouts and winds and spouts and winds and spouts and winds and spouts

She's not stayin' alright,
With the mucus clogged tight.
Mama took her sneeze drops,
Gladly now she sleeps at night.


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metaphorsbwithu - September 01, 2009 - Report this comment
Sending 555's achoo. This brought back some warm memories. When I saw the title I thought you might take it from the perspective of a kid getting "sneeze drops" from his mom but this works well too.
John Barry - September 01, 2009 - Report this comment
Gesundfives.
Mark Scotti - September 01, 2009 - Report this comment
555 ounces of NyQuil and a plastic bubble!!
blackjack21 - September 01, 2009 - Report this comment
Cover your mouth when you do that! Geez, Guy! 555 tissues to tidy tracheal trials.
UnKnownVotrix - September 01, 2009 - Report this comment
Sir Guy, hope that MamaDearest does NOT get the Swine Flu . . it's arrived here in norCAL ! No more Buffets for you, Sir !
Christie Marie M - September 01, 2009 - Report this comment
Salut to you, Guy! 5 Benadryls, 5 NyQuils, and 5 Claritins to remedy your ailments!
AFW - September 01, 2009 - Report this comment
I think I need some of mama's sneeze drops, too...how much are they?...topical with all the flu talk...and very good
Guy - September 01, 2009 - Report this comment
Forsby - clever comment - thanks.

Sir John - Danka

M'lady - But buffets is what I live for. Might I attend if I get the flu vaccine? And yes I had H1N1 in mind when I wrote this. Hope this is as bad as the thing gets. I hope it's just conspiracy theory run amok. Thanks.

Christie Marie - Hey - it ain't me what's ailin'. The song says mama and I ain't no mama, but I will gladly accept them and give them to the ailing mama. Thanks.

Farce - Thanks for reading and letting me entertain you for a bit.
TJC - September 01, 2009 - Report this comment
Great greenie gobs of slick stuff Guy... love the OS too (sniff...)!
Beak Instead Of Nose, Thank Goodness - September 01, 2009 - Report this comment
I"Sneeze Drops Keep Falling From Her Head". .... understand that the Colombians have a cure for that, some sort of nasal inhalant.....

I "nose" I's votin' you Fives for this attack of Rhymitis and Finuswritus. (TJ, how did you miss *that* one? lol!)
Fiddlegirl - September 01, 2009 - Report this comment
A nose in need deserves 5s indeed! (and ROFL @ Smarty-Beak)
DJ Blaze - September 01, 2009 - Report this comment
I was sick just a few days ago, now I'm better, thanks in part to this parody. 555
Guy - September 01, 2009 - Report this comment
TJC - Nice detail. I'm glad you "picked" this parody to comment on. Thanks!

Beak - That you TT? To continue the parody:

They keep fallin'
But as I wring my nose,
The goos that runs excretely, don't taste sweetly..
They're good and long their sappiness stops up completely...

I'm LOLing at "Rhymitis and Finuswritus". No thanks to the Columbian cure - I'd rather get my treatment at the med center at the US Nasal Academy. Thanks for reading and commenting.

FG - And don't I nose it. Thanks!
Timmy1000 - September 01, 2009 - Report this comment
Great song and appropriate for this time of year. I've had the sneezes come back the last few days - not as bad as Mama though as I can sleep.
Guy - September 01, 2009 - Report this comment
Timmy1K - Thanks for nosing around the site and finding this parody. Thanks for you rpositive feedback and I hope the sniffles go away for you quickly. Stay well my friend.
Christie Marie M - September 01, 2009 - Report this comment
Oops, my bad! Should've read your parody carefully! Let me start over! Sorry to hear that Mama's ill! Salut to mama! Since I already gave the medicine meant for Mama, but I'll gladly give her 555 get well cards!
Guy - September 01, 2009 - Report this comment
Not to worry Chriistie Marie - I gave them to her and she feels wonderful again. She thanks you very kindly. I hope you know I was just ribbin you a bit with that. =;-)
Who else? - September 01, 2009 - Report this comment
Beak -- of course it's TT! Nice continuation there, and glad ya liked the allergy puns. :)
Leo Keough - September 02, 2009 - Report this comment
Well at least she wasn't snoring...Funny song!!!...555!!!
Guy - September 02, 2009 - Report this comment
Leo - Well, she did after she got the "Sneeze Drops". Thanks for enjoying this.
Agrimorfee - October 07, 2009 - Report this comment
There's no de'nyquil'ing this was pretty good.
bobpiecheese - October 15, 2009 - Report this comment
(ABC5) Well written, but not very funny to me.
Leo Keough - October 15, 2009 - Report this comment
ABC5(S) Voted and commented above...Still as funny the second time around!!!
Stuart McArthur - October 15, 2009 - Report this comment
(ABC) poor mama - I can hear Muddy waters singing this Guy - such a sad tale - and I loved the way you got achoo in there - what a great rhyming word for parodies - 555
Melanie Lee - October 15, 2009 - Report this comment
(ABC) Great idea; some good laughs here. You try too hard by packing to many "strong" words in all the lyrics. For example, "Got the blues, sick, she's quite" is too much in one line for such a fast song. Use a few more articles (a, an, the) and small prepositions (in, on, at, out, of), for an easier rhythm in your lyrics that's easier to follow. 555.
Abbott Skelding - October 15, 2009 - Report this comment
ABC- I never would have thought of this idea, but you did an excellent job! 555
Red Ant - October 16, 2009 - Report this comment
In another universe, this is the theme song for NyQuil. Excellent work, Guy.
Below Average Dave - October 16, 2009 - Report this comment
Uhg, I hate this time of year for this very reason. I can handle extreme heat, and extreme cold, but inbetween gets me all sick, chapped, and feeling miserable. . .of course right now it's the "Supercharged" boneless wings I had that are doing that. I actually think this one was one of your better ones, though I have to be honest--it's one of those letters were it may not make my top 5, but if not, it won't be because it didn't deserve it. . .good job
Matthias - October 16, 2009 - Report this comment
I just got over being quite sick with sinuses so I can relate to this one.

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