Song Parodies -> Sneeze Drops
| Original Song Title: | "Squeeze Box" |
| Original Performer: | The Who |
| Parody Song Title: | "Sneeze Drops" |
| Parody Written by: | Guy DiRito |
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Mama's got the sneeze coughs,
Deep there in her chest.
And so badly she moans,
She needs to get some rest.
'Cause she's sprayin' all night,
And the mucus is tight.
Mama's got the sneeze coughs,
Badly does she sleep at night.
Hits the skids, she's beat,
She's all clogged and wheezed.
It won't abate not this mucus,
She's so damn displeased.
'Cause she's stayin' up nights,
Got the blues, sick, she's quite.
Mama needs some sneeze drops,
Sadly needs some sleep tonight,
Her nose winds and spouts and winds and spouts and winds and spouts and winds and spouts
Ain't stayin' alright,
She can't snooze; sick all night,
Mama got her breeze blocked,
Sadly she don't sleep not slight.
Her nose sneezy, don't got it easy,
She wants it breezy, not achoo,
She so all stuffed with goo,
Mama's got the wheeze block,
Badly her nose seeps all night.
(Banjo pickin' interlude)
Her nose winds and spouts and winds and spouts and winds and spouts and winds and spouts
She's not stayin' alright,
With the mucus clogged tight.
Mama took her sneeze drops,
Gladly now she sleeps at night.
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Sending 555's achoo. This brought back some warm memories. When I saw the title I thought you might take it from the perspective of a kid getting "sneeze drops" from his mom but this works well too.
Gesundfives.
555 ounces of NyQuil and a plastic bubble!!
Cover your mouth when you do that! Geez, Guy! 555 tissues to tidy tracheal trials.
Sir Guy, hope that MamaDearest does NOT get the Swine Flu . . it's arrived here in norCAL ! No more Buffets for you, Sir !
Salut to you, Guy! 5 Benadryls, 5 NyQuils, and 5 Claritins to remedy your ailments!
I think I need some of mama's sneeze drops, too...how much are they?...topical with all the flu talk...and very good
Forsby - clever comment - thanks.
Sir John - Danka
M'lady - But buffets is what I live for. Might I attend if I get the flu vaccine? And yes I had H1N1 in mind when I wrote this. Hope this is as bad as the thing gets. I hope it's just conspiracy theory run amok. Thanks.
Christie Marie - Hey - it ain't me what's ailin'. The song says mama and I ain't no mama, but I will gladly accept them and give them to the ailing mama. Thanks.
Farce - Thanks for reading and letting me entertain you for a bit.
Sir John - Danka
M'lady - But buffets is what I live for. Might I attend if I get the flu vaccine? And yes I had H1N1 in mind when I wrote this. Hope this is as bad as the thing gets. I hope it's just conspiracy theory run amok. Thanks.
Christie Marie - Hey - it ain't me what's ailin'. The song says mama and I ain't no mama, but I will gladly accept them and give them to the ailing mama. Thanks.
Farce - Thanks for reading and letting me entertain you for a bit.
Great greenie gobs of slick stuff Guy... love the OS too (sniff...)!
I"Sneeze Drops Keep Falling From Her Head". .... understand that the Colombians have a cure for that, some sort of nasal inhalant.....
I "nose" I's votin' you Fives for this attack of Rhymitis and Finuswritus. (TJ, how did you miss *that* one? lol!)
I "nose" I's votin' you Fives for this attack of Rhymitis and Finuswritus. (TJ, how did you miss *that* one? lol!)
A nose in need deserves 5s indeed! (and ROFL @ Smarty-Beak)
I was sick just a few days ago, now I'm better, thanks in part to this parody. 555
TJC - Nice detail. I'm glad you "picked" this parody to comment on. Thanks!
Beak - That you TT? To continue the parody:
They keep fallin'
But as I wring my nose,
The goos that runs excretely, don't taste sweetly..
They're good and long their sappiness stops up completely...
I'm LOLing at "Rhymitis and Finuswritus". No thanks to the Columbian cure - I'd rather get my treatment at the med center at the US Nasal Academy. Thanks for reading and commenting.
FG - And don't I nose it. Thanks!
Beak - That you TT? To continue the parody:
They keep fallin'
But as I wring my nose,
The goos that runs excretely, don't taste sweetly..
They're good and long their sappiness stops up completely...
I'm LOLing at "Rhymitis and Finuswritus". No thanks to the Columbian cure - I'd rather get my treatment at the med center at the US Nasal Academy. Thanks for reading and commenting.
FG - And don't I nose it. Thanks!
Great song and appropriate for this time of year. I've had the sneezes come back the last few days - not as bad as Mama though as I can sleep.
Timmy1K - Thanks for nosing around the site and finding this parody. Thanks for you rpositive feedback and I hope the sniffles go away for you quickly. Stay well my friend.
Oops, my bad! Should've read your parody carefully! Let me start over! Sorry to hear that Mama's ill! Salut to mama! Since I already gave the medicine meant for Mama, but I'll gladly give her 555 get well cards!
Not to worry Chriistie Marie - I gave them to her and she feels wonderful again. She thanks you very kindly. I hope you know I was just ribbin you a bit with that. =;-)
Beak -- of course it's TT! Nice continuation there, and glad ya liked the allergy puns. :)
Well at least she wasn't snoring...Funny song!!!...555!!!
Leo - Well, she did after she got the "Sneeze Drops". Thanks for enjoying this.
There's no de'nyquil'ing this was pretty good.
(ABC5) Well written, but not very funny to me.
ABC5(S) Voted and commented above...Still as funny the second time around!!!
(ABC) poor mama - I can hear Muddy waters singing this Guy - such a sad tale - and I loved the way you got achoo in there - what a great rhyming word for parodies - 555
(ABC) Great idea; some good laughs here. You try too hard by packing to many "strong" words in all the lyrics. For example, "Got the blues, sick, she's quite" is too much in one line for such a fast song. Use a few more articles (a, an, the) and small prepositions (in, on, at, out, of), for an easier rhythm in your lyrics that's easier to follow. 555.
ABC- I never would have thought of this idea, but you did an excellent job! 555
In another universe, this is the theme song for NyQuil. Excellent work, Guy.
Uhg, I hate this time of year for this very reason. I can handle extreme heat, and extreme cold, but inbetween gets me all sick, chapped, and feeling miserable. . .of course right now it's the "Supercharged" boneless wings I had that are doing that. I actually think this one was one of your better ones, though I have to be honest--it's one of those letters were it may not make my top 5, but if not, it won't be because it didn't deserve it. . .good job
I just got over being quite sick with sinuses so I can relate to this one.
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