-> "Could Be I Should Try Tongue"
Original Song Title:
"Only The Good Die Young"
(MP3)
Parody Song Title:
"Could Be I Should Try Tongue"
The Lyrics
Went to Virginia, such a nice state,
Apostolic's there have lots of faith,
I'd sooner the latter than everyday saints,
They're right as hell like a nun.
I don't need a statue, when I need to pray,
The Jews got their temple, they like it that way,
But I never knew it was nice what they say.
Pentacostals told me son,
Could be I should try tongue.
Was tongues I'd heard and they were rancorous loud,
Like do-wah-diety, by Lot they vowed,
Thy rod and staffing's so Holy Cow.
But they never heard me none.
Come on ya sinnahs, low me a line,
Wend up your lingual, and crow up the shrine,
It's stained glass blurtin' of the diety kind.
Sooner now said by some,
Could be I should try tongue.
Sounds like a lot of stress on the potty with the constipation,
It sounds like "gas in bowl",
By the TP roll.
But these sinnahs all seem to have quite a lotta information,
For their diety,
But it's all soundin more like jive to me.
They say things to heaven at astounding rate,
I hear what they utter but say it I cain't,
Put the shaft to the sinners, can't cry like these saints.
Whimperin' out their lungs,
And could be I should try tongue.
Can't say or utter told you all that I could give to was some meditation,
I cannot blare you see,
So could it just be quiet prayer for me?
Went to Virginia, such a nice state,
Apostolic's there have lots of faith,
I'd sooner the latter than everyday saints,
They're right as hell like a nun.
Could be I should try tongues.
Could be I should try tongues.
Could be I should try tongues...
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