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Song Parodies -> "Another Port Blocked"

Original Song Title:

"Under The Boardwalk"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

The Drifters

Parody Song Title:

"Another Port Blocked"

Parody Written by:

Guy DiRito

The Lyrics

What happens in IT when the boss puts his foot down concerning internet surfing on company time.
Oh, when those Suns slow down,
And process time goes through the roof.
Go and check those fixes hot,
Make sure that firewall is fireproof.
Another port blocked,
To that IP, yeah.
Gateway circuit is maybe,
Way too busy.

(Another port blocked) No sticky buns,
(Another port blocked) No more sex-ploit-a-tions,
(Another port blocked) Hey, that's whitehouse.gov,
(Another port blocked) Where's those sites that I love?
(Another port blocked, port blocked)

Just to make it clear,
No more inbound peeps of arousal.
No more time will waste on sweat hogs,
The boss did yell.
We've got a port block,
For that IP, yeah,
Cannot spank it on time you see,
That's com-pan-y.

(Another port blocked) No sticky buns,
(Another port blocked) No more sex-ploit-a-tions,
(Another port blocked) Hey, it's whitehouse.gov,
(Another port blocked) Where's those sites that I love?
(Another port blocked, port blocked)

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Overall Rating: 3.0

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Johnny D - February 09, 2004 - Report this comment
Hey, great parody, Guy! 5's! You know, this topic really - oh oh - oh no - they've found me - Guy, help - help ME!! - THEY'VE FOUND ME!! THEY'RE COMING FOR ME!! AAAAAIIIIIEEEEE

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2nz - February 09, 2004 - Report this comment
Phew, I thought it was gonna be another prison parody there for a second. Good parody, Guy. Great pacing and witty witticisms as always. ARRGH, they took another chunka the port side, mateys.
Jack Wilson - February 09, 2004 - Report this comment
Great job, Guy! 5's!
Adagio - February 09, 2004 - Report this comment
Hehe...how did you know about whitehouse.gov?
John Jenkins - February 09, 2004 - Report this comment
Just don't let them block amiright. Good parody, Guy.
neminem - February 10, 2004 - Report this comment
And here I thought it was gonna be about the Revolutionary War or something ;-). Nice going.
Mari D - February 10, 2004 - Report this comment
Reminds me of work computer problems! Aaaargh! But I liked it.

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