Song Parodies -> Another Port Blocked
| Original Song Title: | "Under The Boardwalk" |
| Original Performer: | The Drifters |
| Parody Song Title: | "Another Port Blocked" |
| Parody Written by: | Guy DiRito |
What happens in IT when the boss puts his foot down concerning internet surfing on company time.
Oh, when those Suns slow down,
And process time goes through the roof.
Go and check those fixes hot,
Make sure that firewall is fireproof.
Another port blocked,
To that IP, yeah.
Gateway circuit is maybe,
Way too busy.
(Another port blocked) No sticky buns,
(Another port blocked) No more sex-ploit-a-tions,
(Another port blocked) Hey, that's whitehouse.gov,
(Another port blocked) Where's those sites that I love?
(Another port blocked, port blocked)
Just to make it clear,
No more inbound peeps of arousal.
No more time will waste on sweat hogs,
The boss did yell.
We've got a port block,
For that IP, yeah,
Cannot spank it on time you see,
That's com-pan-y.
(Another port blocked) No sticky buns,
(Another port blocked) No more sex-ploit-a-tions,
(Another port blocked) Hey, it's whitehouse.gov,
(Another port blocked) Where's those sites that I love?
(Another port blocked, port blocked)
And process time goes through the roof.
Go and check those fixes hot,
Make sure that firewall is fireproof.
Another port blocked,
To that IP, yeah.
Gateway circuit is maybe,
Way too busy.
(Another port blocked) No sticky buns,
(Another port blocked) No more sex-ploit-a-tions,
(Another port blocked) Hey, that's whitehouse.gov,
(Another port blocked) Where's those sites that I love?
(Another port blocked, port blocked)
Just to make it clear,
No more inbound peeps of arousal.
No more time will waste on sweat hogs,
The boss did yell.
We've got a port block,
For that IP, yeah,
Cannot spank it on time you see,
That's com-pan-y.
(Another port blocked) No sticky buns,
(Another port blocked) No more sex-ploit-a-tions,
(Another port blocked) Hey, it's whitehouse.gov,
(Another port blocked) Where's those sites that I love?
(Another port blocked, port blocked)
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Hey, great parody, Guy! 5's! You know, this topic really - oh oh - oh no - they've found me - Guy, help - help ME!! - THEY'VE FOUND ME!! THEY'RE COMING FOR ME!! AAAAAIIIIIEEEEE
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Phew, I thought it was gonna be another prison parody there for a second. Good parody, Guy. Great pacing and witty witticisms as always. ARRGH, they took another chunka the port side, mateys.
Great job, Guy! 5's!
Hehe...how did you know about whitehouse.gov?
Just don't let them block amiright. Good parody, Guy.
And here I thought it was gonna be about the Revolutionary War or something ;-). Nice going.
Reminds me of work computer problems! Aaaargh! But I liked it.
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