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Song Parodies -> "Hey Ninety"

Original Song Title:

"Hey Nineteen"

Original Performer:

Steely Dan

Parody Song Title:

"Hey Ninety"

Parody Written by:

Guy DiRito

The Lyrics

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I almost can't wait to get this old because you can get away with almost anything.

Way back when, in '37,
You were quite handy,
With gams and thighs.
Your meds are costin',
You too much billing.
Don't drive no cars well,
The same rules don't apply.

Hey ninety,
Don't take a chance with bladder. (don't take chance)
DependsĀ® will block it all.
Rare steaks kiss them gone,
They don't slide on down.

Hey ninety,
Urethra function.
You can't remember to squeeze your poll.
Hard lines you're callin',
Your care provider.
You act some spacey,
And now you're growin' mold.

Hey ninety,
Decree chants, rants and blather, (rants and blather)
But it's just talk, that's all.
Cheese breaks are strong,
When they ride on down.

(Instrumental Interlude)

(Gum your food) (Gait's a little slower now)

Can't hear what's told,
Unkind and grumblin',
You're quite the humble-full thing. (say it again)

Austere and old,
Maligned and rumble-in',
Impolite, a thunder-full being.

Your rear grows mold,
Your whines redunderin',
You can't bite when gums are your teeth.

As he rants and blathers,
But it's just talk, that's all.

(Instrumental Conclude)

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alvin - May 20, 2008 - Report this comment
ah, the golden years...can't wait...some days i feel like i'm there already...nice job on this one
McKludge - May 20, 2008 - Report this comment
Kids these days, boy I tell ya. Back in my day, we didn't even have music to parody. And we liked it!
LadyCupCakes - May 20, 2008 - Report this comment
Sir Guy, this is very funny! Loved the line "Uretha Function" very clever indeed, Sir !
AFW - May 20, 2008 - Report this comment
Like fine wine, the aging (71 years) gives it a grander flavor...
Guy - May 20, 2008 - Report this comment
Alvin - My first stab at this topic of jabbing at the aged. I've seen this done before and I thought I'd better write one before I'm there myself. Thanks buddy.

McKludge - Kids these days you say - why you young whippersnapper, in my day we had to walk clear across the living room just to change the channel. Thanks. =;-)

M'Lady - so glad you liked that line. I couldn't believe that I thought of that last weekend when I wrote this. More Steely Dan on the way. Already submitted for tomorrow. This is Steely Dan week for Guy. My humble thanks to M'Lady for the most kindest of comment.

Farce - You are excellent with math. I see my "Sum Together" parody of April 1, 2008 taught you something. And by "flavor" I hope you are not referring to an "old man" one. Some of these old guys are quite ripe. And I'll be as old as this guy sometime in the 2040's, if I live long enough. Thanks friend.

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