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Song Parodies -> "Stinkin' Commode"

Original Song Title:

"King Of The Road"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Roger Miller

Parody Song Title:

"Stinkin' Commode"

Parody Written by:

Guy DiRito

The Lyrics

Toilet here needs a vent.
Fumes upset...nasty scents;
This throne, your stool begets,
Don't flush no cigarettes.
And so, please scour this stinkin' room.
Elininate this horrid fume.
Spic and span will clean this mean green;
Stinkin' commode.

Turd blocks cause bomb site stain,
Termination crapper drain.
Throne overflows with ooze,
I don't plan on spoonin' goo.
Don't poke old stoolies on the ground,
Pick 'em up and flush 'em down.
Spic and span will clean this mean green;
Stinkin' commode.

Gonna need an engineer on this clogged up drain.
I'll be here chillin' with this toilet lame,
Whenever this old can's out nothing goes down.
And every block needs unblocked,
Stuff just spins around.

It stinks,
Toilet here needs a vent.
Fumes upset...nasty scents;
This throne, your stool begets,
Don't flush no cigarettes.
And so, please scour this stinkin' room.
Elininate this horrid fume.
Spic and span will clean this mean green;
Stinkin' commode.

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Meriadoc - August 09, 2003 - Report this comment
What a powerful picture you paint! :-P
Michael Pacholek - August 09, 2003 - Report this comment
Guy do-whacka-doo-whacka-dood a great job on this one!
Pat - August 09, 2003 - Report this comment
Stinky task...someone's got to do it...good job.
Guy DiRito - August 10, 2003 - Report this comment
Aren't you glad this isn't smellivision?
Michael Pacholek - August 10, 2003 - Report this comment
Considering how many parodies Mike Florio and I have written about the Mets, I'm VERY glad this isn't smellivision!
Smoking man on X-Files & the Marlboro Man - October 21, 2007 - Report this comment
Don't throw no butts in drain Makes 'em hard to light a-gain
R Hynes - September 12, 2011 - Report this comment
Love it, funny!! (He says holding his nose)

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