-> "You Vill Nix Macht Merry Don't Resist Us"
Original Song Title:
"Have Yourself A Merry Little Christmas" (MP3)
Parody Song Title:
"You Vill Nix Macht Merry Don't Resist Us"
Dismiss culture ve bar dis day,
Christmas Mass ve blast.
Christmas events mit cheer ve stay,
And destroy Yule repast.
You vill nix macht merry don't resist us,
Or das courts vill fight.
Church und State big troubles,
If you mix zo schlight.
Haf no elves ve'll bury vas dis Christmas,
Und euer schule kein pray. 
Christmas bulbs und bubbles,
Vill be trowed away.
Haf ye now no Tannenbaum,
Nor Canon; John three: one-four. 
State'll end what is dear to us,
Wrath doth rear at us for sure.
Future years may not be 'llowed to gather,
Will the State allow?
Ban the shining Stars and Stripes from highest bough,
And there won't be no merry little Christmas now.
Bring them back all those olden days,
Lose these scoldin' days so sore.
Faithful trends we hold dear to us,
Never hear of such no more.
Now I fear we won't be 'llowed to gather,
As the State beats brow.
Clang your shrine's zinc bell with all the loudest pow!
Take back yourself your Merry Little Christmas now!
We won't make it easy to dismiss us,
We have heart; We'll fight.
You won't burst our bubbles,
Not the least bit slight,
We're taking back our Merry Little Christmas vow!
And you can keep on trying to resist us now.
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