Song Parodies -> Pass Water
| Original Song Title: | "Black Water" |
| Original Performer: | Doobie Brothers |
| Parody Song Title: | "Pass Water" |
| Parody Written by: | Guy DiRito |
Well, I held it so long that my back teeth are floatin',
Just sippin' coffee makes my bladder lame.
Urine needs dumpin', my foot taps a thumpin',
My water needs passin', my kidney needs drain.
Must pass water, bladder's swollen,
Took a sip and soon that old pump gets primin' in me.
Must pass water, bladder's swollen,
Took a sip and soon that old pump gets primin' in me.
Must pass water, bladder's swollen,
Took a sip and soon that old pump gets primin' in me.
It keeps on primin' tonight, like an artesian spring,
Whiz-a-rama, like an artesian spring all night,
Now I so gotta scurry, gotta reach in a hurry, that stall.
These urine stains that I bear, don't make no difference to me,
Gotta go find that seat there that is round.
I gotta do just what nature demands, and just let my monkey honk,
Soon I'll be a-fillin' up the sinks all over town.
Must pass water, bladder's swollen,
Took a sip and soon that old pump gets primin' in me.
Must pass water, bladder's swollen,
Took a sip and soon that old pump gets primin' in me.
Must pass water, bladder's swollen,
Took a sip and soon that old pump gets primin' in me.
It keeps on primin' tonight, like an artesian spring,
Whiz-a-rama, like an artesian spring all night,
Now I so gotta scurry, gotta reach in a hurry, that stall.
Really must do what nature does demand,
End the drama take my member in my hand,
(In my hand, member in my hand, potty drama,
pose a stance at the potty all night long.)
Really must do what nature does demand,
End the drama take my member in my hand,
(In my hand, member in my hand, potty drama,
pose a stance at the potty all night long.)
(Let my monkey honk) (monkey honk)
End the drama, pose a stance at the potty all night long.
Must let my...
(Monkey honk) (honkin' all night long)
(Repeat and fade)
Just sippin' coffee makes my bladder lame.
Urine needs dumpin', my foot taps a thumpin',
My water needs passin', my kidney needs drain.
Must pass water, bladder's swollen,
Took a sip and soon that old pump gets primin' in me.
Must pass water, bladder's swollen,
Took a sip and soon that old pump gets primin' in me.
Must pass water, bladder's swollen,
Took a sip and soon that old pump gets primin' in me.
It keeps on primin' tonight, like an artesian spring,
Whiz-a-rama, like an artesian spring all night,
Now I so gotta scurry, gotta reach in a hurry, that stall.
These urine stains that I bear, don't make no difference to me,
Gotta go find that seat there that is round.
I gotta do just what nature demands, and just let my monkey honk,
Soon I'll be a-fillin' up the sinks all over town.
Must pass water, bladder's swollen,
Took a sip and soon that old pump gets primin' in me.
Must pass water, bladder's swollen,
Took a sip and soon that old pump gets primin' in me.
Must pass water, bladder's swollen,
Took a sip and soon that old pump gets primin' in me.
It keeps on primin' tonight, like an artesian spring,
Whiz-a-rama, like an artesian spring all night,
Now I so gotta scurry, gotta reach in a hurry, that stall.
Really must do what nature does demand,
End the drama take my member in my hand,
(In my hand, member in my hand, potty drama,
pose a stance at the potty all night long.)
Really must do what nature does demand,
End the drama take my member in my hand,
(In my hand, member in my hand, potty drama,
pose a stance at the potty all night long.)
(Let my monkey honk) (monkey honk)
End the drama, pose a stance at the potty all night long.
Must let my...
(Monkey honk) (honkin' all night long)
(Repeat and fade)
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I like the inticracy...made a simple job very interesting. 5's
Good job Guy. 5 stars. Thanks for the advice. I have just added a new Shania Twain parody to the Shania Twain section that I think you would enjoy. There is even a link to a sample of the original song. Any comments or votes would be graciously appreciated. This is a parody of "Whose Bed Has Your Boots Been Under?" and although it says written by "Twain/Lange", it was ofcourse written by me.
Great job, Guy!
Urine the big leagues now for sure, Guy! As some folks in southern New England might say, "This parody's a wicked pissah' !!" 5's
(Monkey honk) LOL-that killed me! :-D GJ
Thanks for the encouraging comments. The parody didn't take that long to write, but I tried hard to make it half-decent. There's bad news and there's good news. The bad news is that as far as parodizing anything besides Shania Twain goes, I don't know if that will be happening anytime soon. I am a fan of Shania's, and know all of her songs so I find it easy to write parodies of her music. Some of these parodies were written months ago, and I have tweaked them a number of times until I get a product I am happy with. The good news is that I plan to release comedy performances of my parodies from now on. Starting with "Whose Bed Has Your Wife Been In?" and continuing throughout the entire "The Woman In Me" album-which I parodied to "The Man In Me". My plans are to release the songs in the same order she did, and maybe even throw in a few different ones. I plan to alternate the lyrics and performances every other Saturday. In other words, this past Saturday, I submitted the lyrics for "Whose Bed?" and next Satuday, I will hopefully have the comedy performance errected. I don't know what it's gonna sound like, but if you enjoy cheese, this could be considered heaven. Personally, I think this song is pretty good, but believe me when I tell you there is much better to come. I won't be releasing anymore parodies until March 13, but like I said before the comedy performance of "Whose Bed Has Your Wife Been In?" is due out next weekend. I've got a long week ahead of me writing, recording and publishing parodies. By the way, I've caught a cold so if my singing isn't bad enough before I'm congested wait until you hear it now! :)
Please release pee, let pee go
So you don't suffer anymore...
So you don't suffer anymore...
"In my hand, member in my hand, potty drama" LMAO!
To tie a knot would cause more pain...... (Merry...?)
Mer.....Please release pee, let pee go
So you don't suffer anymo'...lol
So you don't suffer anymo'...lol
Ah Guy, to pee or not to pee, 'tis the question. The ads on the right offer the promise of assistance...
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