-> "Loss'll Cheat Ya"
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"Loss'll Cheat Ya"
Loss'll cheat ya, hell's come along,
So engrained with time once barrowed.
Cold-old-old as ice you feel to your bones own marrow.
Was it fate that brought you to this?
As all logic so much defies it,
Why-oh-my can't be and at first we so deny it.
Loss'll cheat ya, pain is acute,
You're a soldier, hurt but not bygone,
He-e-e does mend, the only One you must rely on.
There is always cure through His help.
Now you're sitting broken and fettered,
Why-y-y hope seems so snatched away forever?
Loss'll cheat ya, this is quite so,
As your heart aches numb and you feel woe as your life its thieving.
As the crashing so up-ends, can this pain we mend?
Is it what's your mind's believing?
Loss'll beat ya, slowly you die,
But the Son is still way on high and pining to love you.
Let the woe not bring on more of the "lion's" roar,
Bring a new dawn, quick to reach ya.
Cry no more, reach and pull the door,
Bid adieu gone, seek the Teacher.
In the dark we stumble around,
At your feet He lights with candle.
Call-all-alled upon, never more than we can handle.
Let it reach ya, all of His truth,
There's just one way and you must buy it.
Why-y-y things can go oh so bad, so twi-lit?
He will keep ya, this much I know,
As the heart breaks some blame Him so, but He's far from leaving.
Though you're antsy, tense you'll mend, you'll feel sane again,
In your quest with time ends grieving.
Put beneath ya, do or die's why,
Got the Son so heals from on high, so shining He loves you,
Peace He'll bring to you once more, better than before.
Praise Him in song, most wise Teacher,
Heretofore and forever more,
As His new song helps to teach ya.
Never more, will let satan score,
Brings faith true strong, it can't beat-cha.
Fly and soar, with the eagle's corps,
As you reign down on the leeches.
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