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Song Parodies -> "Fix My Honda"

Original Song Title:

"Help Me Rhonda"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

The Beach Boys

Parody Song Title:

"Fix My Honda"

Parody Written by:

Guy DiRito

The Lyrics


Well my old car broke down was somethin' chewed up the head.
Wasn't drivin' quite right and now it's parked along the freeway dead.

My Honda used to run just fine. (run just fine)
When I drive I always take my time.
So would you fix my Honda.
Help me get my old car to start.

Fix my Honda,
Fix, fix my Honda,
Tow my Honda,
Just over yonda,
Now I ponda,
How much to squanda,
Fix my Honda,
And make it thunda,
Tow my Honda,
How much I wonda,
Will my Honda,
Put me unda,
Fix my Honda yeah,
Get the darn thing to start.

Can you bring her back to life?
She came all the way from Japan.
(Go Honda)
I don't know the reason why I'm machine less,
Something shattered the fan.
(Whoa Honda)

My Honda it ran so spry.
So why'd it have to keel over and die?
You gotta fix my Honda,
Help me get the darn thing to start.

Fix my Honda,
Fix, fix my Honda,
Tow my Honda,
Just over yonda,
Now I ponda,
How much to squanda,
Fix my Honda,
And make it thunda,
Tow my Honda,
How much I wonda,
Will my Honda,
Put me unda,
Fix my Honda yeah,
Get the darn thing to start.

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Melhi - August 09, 2003 - Report this comment
"Over yonda" Loved it!
Meriadoc - August 09, 2003 - Report this comment
Another excellent one Guy! (And for all we know, that just might be the REAL first line to Help Me Rhonda....) :-D
Pat - August 09, 2003 - Report this comment
Good pacing, Guy!
Guy DiRito - August 10, 2003 - Report this comment
Thanks :D
craig pritchett - August 10, 2003 - Report this comment
I had a Honda once, it was the best car I ever had.
Josh - June 02, 2005 - Report this comment
great parody it flows nicly with the original music and was funny!! (-:
Girl DiGeek - December 22, 2007 - Report this comment
Funny and true; don't throw a Honda away, you have to fix it, even if it's 'spensive! :-)

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