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Song Parodies -> "Covered With Turd / Humus"

Original Song Title:

"Colour My World / Venus"

Original Performer:

Blood Sweat And Tears / Shocking Blue

Parody Song Title:

"Covered With Turd / Humus"

Parody Written by:

Guy DiRito

The Lyrics

Just remember, you are what you eat!
(Covered With Turd)

As lime goes on,
I fertilize,
To make things green,
You see.
So how,
Stuff out the rear,
Grows food we love,
With these crops that we share?
Green beans,
By this summer we'll gather,
Covered with turd in hopes of growing food.

(Humus)

The top-dress feeds the winter crop,
Of golden amber waves of grain.
The hog drip from booty's robust,
As humus it became.

Dry rotted on soil unpotted,
Well, spread that humus in the mire with your applier,
Well, spread that humus in the mire with your applier.

The pigpen's where the faecal lies,
Grabbing every turd they can,
Looks like a bomb site it does,
In to the goop they'll add.

Dry rotted on soil unpotted,
Well, spread that humus in the mire with your applier,
Well, spread that humus in the mire with your applier.

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Pacing: 3.0
How Funny: 3.0
Overall Rating: 3.0

Total Votes: 4

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Guy - March 10, 2004 - Report this comment
OK - My bad, before anyone throttles me, I know the correct name for the original artist of "Colour My World" is Chicago and not Blood, Sweat and Tears as I have mistakenly posted. Please try to get over any urges to act as parody police in this matter. Thanks.
Mr X - March 10, 2004 - Report this comment
I didn't even know who originally did the first song, so I wasn't gonna complain about it anyways. But it was kinda cool to do a "double parody" (that is, parody two songs together instead of one).
Adagio - March 10, 2004 - Report this comment
Stinky and mucky..:D DKTOS on 1/2, but I figured you couldn't be far off on those first lines, so 5's. Good job!
Johnny D - March 10, 2004 - Report this comment
5's for you, Guy, along with thanks for not hogging the contents of your fertile imagination!
Jack Wilson - March 10, 2004 - Report this comment
5's GUy! This is great!
Grace Hampton - March 10, 2004 - Report this comment
Great job, but don't forget that what goes around comes around. We should learn to put dog poop to good use.
mike - December 27, 2012 - Report this comment
yes

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