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Song Parodies -> "So Sue Me, Cause You Got Bumped Around"

Original Song Title:

"Ruby, Don't Take Your Love To Town"

Original Performer:

Kenny Rogers

Parody Song Title:

"So Sue Me, Cause You Got Bumped Around"

Parody Written by:

Guy DiRito

The Lyrics

Interesting case on Court TV. Peter Funt of Candid Camera was sued for a chunk of change by someone who was slightly hurt in one of the show's pranks. Here's the link to the story of which this parody was written. http://courttv.com/trials/taped/candidcamera/candidcamera_ctv.html
Complainant hurt his hips,
Rolling through the X-ray there.
Said he was just contemplating flying off somewhere.
The road show made him crawl and told him it used ultrasound.
So sue me, cause you got bumped around.

He said he hurt himself and that his leg was red and sore.
It happened when they made him do that idiotic chore.
And yes it's true he's stupid as he appears to be.
So sue me, but please spare my company.

He's scarred for life this man whose leg was bent they analysed.
So he wants and needs some of Candid Camera's cash is what I do surmise.
It won't be long my lawyer says we'll know how the jury found.
So sue me, cause you got bumped around.

Aggrieving now, cause they just read the verdict on the floor.
I'm gonna have to pay three hundred thousand bucks or more.
My lawyer moved it was just fun we'll appeal another round.
So sue me, I'll appeal I've got grounds.

So sue me... For Pete's sake turn it 'round.

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Adagio - August 30, 2003 - Report this comment
Funny, Guy.....esp. viewing the article.
Tinkleheimer - August 31, 2003 - Report this comment
lol they had to pay $150,000 each to him for a bruise and a cut
Meriadoc - August 31, 2003 - Report this comment
Great song to parody Guy!
Jan Hayes - September 01, 2003 - Report this comment
Great parody - singing away to myself at work!

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