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Song Parodies -> "Carbo Hater"

Original Song Title:

"Operator"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Jim Croce

Parody Song Title:

"Carbo Hater"

Parody Written by:

Guy DiRito

The Lyrics

Carbo hater,
I need some help get my butt small,
So, as I stumble through my cook book, I'm so dissuaded.
Soon come the holidays,
Can't repress those carbs away,
A guy be sad, he don't do well, his carbs negated.

Just yesterday I lay'way some clothes,
I've got to get un-fat.
Take off some back bumper, I wouldn't mind it,
Got ass to haul, so no carbs on I dine, even though,
This diet really blow.
I cook a steak out, hell
My side dish is herbs, I can't convince myself,
That one po-ta-to peel,
Should mean such a great big deal.

Carbo hater,
Does a carb have mass at all?
A salad cucumber with beans of navy;
Does this help my size?
Don't know I'm crappin' all the time,
I'm missin' food I love, want my rice and gravy.

Isn't what they say all diets blow?
Let's forfeit no fat,
Don't give me no tuber, I must decline it,
But fat eat all, go ahead it is fine, sense makes no.
Atkins tells you so.
Can't learn to take their sell.
Any dish my word, I can't convince myself,
Fat has any appeal.
That's not how I take my meals.

Carbo hater,
I'm forgetin' 'bout this all.
No carb fare's not really wantin' to cop to.
Thank you for the dine,
It all go to my behind,
I just changed my mind.

Just yesterday I lay'way some clothes,
I've got to get un-fat.
Take off some back bumper, I wouldn't mind it,
Got ass to haul, so no carbs on I dine, even though,
This diet really blow.
I cook a steak out, hell
My side dish is herbs, I can't convince myself,
That one po-ta-to peel,
Should mean such a great big deal.

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Pacing: 4.5
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Overall Rating: 4.5

Total Votes: 20

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John Barry - October 31, 2004 - Report this comment
A protean effort!
AFW - October 31, 2004 - Report this comment
See ya later, Carbo Hater...This food parody is well done..
alvin rhodes - October 31, 2004 - Report this comment
great concept and execution....i'm so sick of this carb diet thing i could scream....5s
Johnny D - October 31, 2004 - Report this comment
Bread is the staff of life. The Atkins diet is not. 555!
Adagio - November 01, 2004 - Report this comment
I love bread too much to try this diet. 5's
Adagio - November 06, 2004 - Report this comment
(Food Parody) Already voted.
Agrimorfee - November 09, 2004 - Report this comment
(FOOD)Yummy
Jake A Ralphing (Luke Brattoni) - November 09, 2004 - Report this comment
(FOOD) Jenny Craig measures the effect carbos has on stretching your skin by measuring the hide rates. (That joke took three minutes to work out and is still crap!) Loved the parody, a fine chortling to be had. Put down that burger, it's 555 carbs!
Stuart McArthur - November 11, 2004 - Report this comment
I just got it Jake! - and that's a 5-minute joke if ever I've seen one - (FOOD) like the un-fat bit...don't try to get thin, just un-fat - 555
Johnny D - November 13, 2004 - Report this comment
(Food) See above!
Saider E. - November 15, 2004 - Report this comment
FOOD - Carbs r evil
Jeff Reuben - November 15, 2004 - Report this comment
Excellent job, Guy!
Paul Robinson - November 15, 2004 - Report this comment
(FOOD) A "No-Carb" diet is just as crazy as this parody is funny...and that's a lot...5's...
Jack Wilson - November 18, 2004 - Report this comment
( Food) THis is awesome! 555!
Mare - December 12, 2004 - Report this comment
Regarding binge/compulsive eating. A must read The Healing(true tales of a food addict) Trafford Publishing www.CompulsiveEatersOasis.com Pass it on asap there is hope!

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