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Song Parodies -> "Thyme When You Season"

Original Song Title:

"Time Of The Season"

Original Performer:

The Zombies

Parody Song Title:

"Thyme When You Season"

Parody Written by:

Guy DiRito

The Lyrics

Use some thyme when you season,
And gloves freezed dried.
If your thyme is a little yeasty,
You could try with purchased brands.

Don't dry them in the sun too (purchased brands)
Hey yo, already done.
Just use thyme when you're seasoning what bubbling.

Cooking game? Tasting ratty?
(Your dish) Is your dish gamey?
Have you shaken, any thyme?
(Kudos) Kudos for when you feed your ribs.

Grill it for me slowly (Grill those cuts)
'Cause even if it's crow. It's the thyme,
Used to season what's bubbling.

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Voting Results

Pacing: 4.8
How Funny: 4.6
Overall Rating: 4.6

Total Votes: 16

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 5   15

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Johnny D - April 11, 2005 - Report this comment
I guess if the thyme comes to eat crow, ya might as well have 'em ravin' 'bout yer raven.
Kristof Robertson - April 11, 2005 - Report this comment
Chef DiRito strikes again! Mmmmm...ribs....555
Rick Cormier - April 11, 2005 - Report this comment
Your thyming is perfect...555
alvin rhodes - April 11, 2005 - Report this comment
5 table spoons
Serafina - April 11, 2005 - Report this comment
Nice one, guy... 5s :)
Red Ant - April 11, 2005 - Report this comment
555 Guy. You forgot parsley, sage and rosemary though. :) I may be reading it funky, but the second line, " and cloves freeze dried ", did you means CLOVES? If not, then I'll take a remedial cooking course.
Adagio - April 11, 2005 - Report this comment
Love your cooking classes. :D 5's
Michael Pacholek - April 11, 2005 - Report this comment
Sage as usual, Guy. Ant: Just remember, cloves are a many-splendored thing. Did you guys hear about Barry Bonds' latest 'roid rage? Seems he took his bat and smashed all the seasonings in his mistress' kitchen. He holds the record for most homers hit in and single season AND the record for most seasoners hit in a single home. (That joke's so old, it goes back to Babe Ruth, but it's always in season.)
Stuart McArthur - April 11, 2005 - Report this comment
it's a funny OS, isn't it - eccentric pacing/rhyming pattern - and great matching to it, Guy - 555
Peter Andersson a.k.a K1chyd - April 12, 2005 - Report this comment
This comment will probably be intentionaly misunderstood or punned (I know I would) but one of my favorite dishes (and one of the dishes considered generaly Swedish) is Yellow Pea Soup, and what it takes to make it perfect is the right amount of thyme. // The Swedish Chef K1chyd
Claude Prez - April 12, 2005 - Report this comment
"Have you shaken any thyme" is a great sub. Well done.

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