-> "Desperate Auto"
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Desperate auto, she cost me dollars and centses,
Nothing left for expenses, she's so gone now.
She’s a junk yard one,
When I whoa her brakes get to seizin'.
Her rings they are freezin', 'cause I heard them go pow.
Spits more carbon than a diamond, boy,
All beat up her clutch cable.
She'll blow machine ground parts and leave a driveway wet.
How she does to me unkind things, can't rely upon unstable.
Seems I only hunt for parts I can't get.
Desperate auto, gas and oil she hungers,
It's plain she's a klunker, like drivin' a stone.
I'm needin' less bleedin, or the bus to work I'm talkin',
A person soon walkin' to his work from his home.
Down the street she rolled fueled like turpentine,
Her sky roof's blown and just one light shines.
The car from hell's a fright time ride away,
She ain't cruisin' in gear high or low,
I get money and I'm dealin' her away...
Desperate auto, she will soon be past tenses,
Behind junk yard fences - weeds in her grate.
Her fluids drainin', and her main hose is rubbed through,
I better get somebody plug you,
(Get somebody plug you)
I better get some putty, plug you,
And patch up this crate.
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