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Song Parodies -> "Net"

Original Song Title:

"Jet"

Original Performer:

Paul McCartney & Wings

Parody Song Title:

"Net"

Parody Written by:

Guy DiRito

The Lyrics

Net, Net
Net, You now are just full of the most funny places.
At times you hold me out there not querying real soon,
And Net seems the only place you don't reach is the moon.

Net Net Net

Net You can even buy gold with credit card-major.
Why do they even bother asking; you old enough yet?
And yet I thought gray sager's were old ladies surfin' the net.

Net Net Net

Screen saver want Net to always load me,
Screen saver want Net to always load me,
Screen saver... Downloader.
Net

And yet I thought gray sager's were old ladies surfin' the net.
Net Net

Screen saver want Net to always load me,
Screen saver want Net to always load me,
Screen saver... Downloader.

Net You can surf way out there,
To a million places.
Click up or back and we'll surf us a piece of the pie
And yet I thought gray sager's were old ladies surfin' the net.

Net
Li'l old lady
Some old lady... yes

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Pat - July 30, 2003 - Report this comment
um...gray sager's? what are they? Good job!
Guy DiRito - July 30, 2003 - Report this comment
Sage: adjective: having wisdom that comes with age and experience ```````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````` adjective: of the gray-green color of sage leaves ```````````````````````` It was just a big play on words. The original says I thought the major was a lady. Major became sager and I though of gray sage or blue sage and decided that since the original song was a misinterpretation of the facts as such, I thought I would play the same thing only gray sagers also sounds like grace agers which could also lend itself to misheard lyrics and mean something simular. Blue sagers was thought of for a second since a lot of old ladies seem to have blue (silver gray) hair but gray won out because of grace agers. The original's entire line went like this: ```````````````` And Jet I thought the Major was a lady suffragette. Thus it turned into ```````````` And yet I thought gray sager's were old ladies surfin' the net. Silly lyrics for a sillier song.

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