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Song Parodies -> "Pay, Rady, Pay"

Original Song Title:

"Lay, Lady, Lay"

Original Performer:

Bob Dylan

Parody Song Title:

"Pay, Rady, Pay"

Parody Written by:

Guy DiRito

The Lyrics

What happens in a Chinese buffet type restaurant when some human trash compactor decides to get their money's worth and then some?
Pay, rady, pay, pay you bill you jus' been fed.
Pay, rady, pay, pay you bill you jus' been fed.

You think I no see you, you think I blind?
You been here six ow-wah, too long to dine.

Pay, rady, pay, pay you bill you jus' been fed.
Hey, rady, hey, hey you eat gross and vile.
You sit and eat all day, on you plate you pile and pile.
You napkin dirty and you turnin' green,
My Chinese buffet is out of cuisine.

Hey, rady, hey, hey you eat gross and vile.
If you eat any ronger then you will have mo' chin,
Den ev'ry phone book in China do.
Prease no eat no mo' of my food that you love,
'cause there now way too much of you.

Pay, rady, pay, pay you bill you jus' been fed.
Hey, rady, hey, hey it's big wondah you no dead.
You eatin' from the morning 'til the night,
Charge you by the bucket not the bite.

Pay, rady, pay, pay you bill you jus' been fed.

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Wild Man - November 09, 2003 - Report this comment
LOL, man. "Six-ow-ah" , that cracked me up!
Jeffery - November 09, 2003 - Report this comment
Good show ol' chum!
Adagio - November 09, 2003 - Report this comment
The "Six-ow-ah" got me too. lol good job!
Diva - November 10, 2003 - Report this comment
Very funny and original!

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