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Song Parodies -> "Already Zonked"

Original Song Title:

"Already Gone"

Original Performer:

The Eagles

Parody Song Title:

"Already Zonked"

Parody Written by:

Guy DiRito

The Lyrics

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Well, I had some trouble walkin', just the other day,
From high lead low life rot gut whiskey bottom shelf.
That low price hell brew, it's just the booze I do,
As I soon find out I'm stewed.
And then I went and lost my lunch. On rye I ralphed.

And I'm already zonked,
And I'm reelin' gonged,
And I will sing so thickly fogged. woo, hoo,hoo, Uh-huh, woo,hoo,hoo

And those letters please don’t quote me, is it "Q" comes after "Y"?
And at best I belt them down bad to get drink tight.
On a bender thus, I hurl, as I chuck up on my tie,
I can drink in bars the swill until it's light. (All night)

'Cause I'm already bombed,
And my beer drink's strong,
I will drink this whisky gone, woo, hoo,hoo, woo,hoo,hoo

------ Instrumental Interbrewed ------

Some Old Crow® or mountain dew, I'll belt me down,
Heavin' throws, I mustn't do these drinking sprees.
So ralphin' slime I'm slappin', ‘cause I did imbibe the grains,
And I didn't even know I had to pee.

Poor me, I already bombed,
From the still, so strong,
I will drink this whisky gone,
Such an unsteady calm,
Yes, I'm all heady stoned.
And I'm feelin' zoned.
As I sing, so thickly fogged,
From that all mighty grog,
Yes, I'm already bombed,
Already zonked,
All night, until light...


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alvin - October 16, 2008 - Report this comment
great word substitutions...especially liked " And then I went and lost my lunch. On rye I ralphed"
MasonR - October 16, 2008 - Report this comment
This was a good blend you brewed up here. 5 shots!
LilMissBender - October 16, 2008 - Report this comment
Oh Sir Guy, . . . . will you share your Rye ?
Pete - October 16, 2008 - Report this comment
I like this zonky-tonk tune
John Barry - October 16, 2008 - Report this comment
Nice alcoholiteration.
Guy - October 16, 2008 - Report this comment
Alvin - Somehow I knew that line would trip your trigger. Cheers!

Mason - Yeah , I kind of went on a blender, er I mean bender here. Thanks.

My Rye be thine M'Lady just for the askin'. As always your comments bring sunshine to the web page - Thank you.

Pete - I'll drink to that. Thanks.

John - And one for the road. Thanks.

Really PUNishing "Whatever goes into bar " jokes:

Two hydrogen atoms walk into a bar. One says, "I've lost my electron." The other says, "Are you sure?" The first replies, "Yes, I'm positive..."

A jumper cable walks into a bar. The bartender says, "I'll serve you, but don't start anything."

Two peanuts walk into a bar, and one was a salted.

A sandwich walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Sorry we don't serve food in here."

A dyslexic man walks into a bra.

A man walks into a bar with a slab of asphalt under his arm and says: "A beer please, and one for the road."

And yes groaning is permitted after each PUNch line is read. +-;)
adagio - October 19, 2008 - Report this comment
One huge groan for all the puns!! :) I really liked that one, Guy. ;) I at least KOS, thank goodness. 5's
Guy - October 19, 2008 - Report this comment
Pat - Thanks for the Grooooooan! Those PUNishers deserve all the groans they can get.. Ralph you say? Oh yeah - My Uncle Ralph Buick keeps on bringing it up. =;-) Thanks!
adagio - October 23, 2008 - Report this comment
Heard with music......yeeee-haaaawww!!

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