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Song Parodies -> "No Way Your Underwear"

Original Song Title:

"I Say A Little Prayer"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Dionne Warwick

Parody Song Title:

"No Way Your Underwear"

Parody Written by:

Guy DiRito

The Lyrics

Some garments you wear out,
And others you just don't share out.
No way your underwear should view,
For cov'ring what's bare now,
Your buns'll be not in the air now.

If ever, if ever, your clothes should depart,
What then would you do?
Your setter, your setter you'd better take heart,
For now it's in view.
So whether, so whether, they see your ash tree,
Your glib will out you,
If only your tail brakes they see.

So buy you some truss gear,
For hiding your pink robust rear.
That's what your underwear should do.
They work 'cause they're de-signed,
To cover your hairy be-hind.
So wear your underwear. please do.

If ever, if ever, your clothes should depart,
What then would you do?
Your setter, your setter you'd better take heart,
For now it's in view.
So whether, so whether, they see your ash tree,
Your glib will out you,
If only your tail brakes they see.

So please don't naive be,
And you will not show some,
Butt view.

I don't want a view,
Don underwear.

(Fade)

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Pacing: 4.6
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Adagio - March 08, 2005 - Report this comment
I like it, Guy. For some reason I kept thinking of tattered underwear. 5's
Johnny D - March 08, 2005 - Report this comment
This parody briefs its readers with T.M.I., indeed! Good job, Guy, have a pentathong.
AFW - March 08, 2005 - Report this comment
glad to see someone finally get to the bottom of this situation...I underscore with fives..
John Barry - March 08, 2005 - Report this comment
Briefly: excellent.
alvin rhodes - March 08, 2005 - Report this comment
best one i've read today...5s
Kristof Robertson - March 08, 2005 - Report this comment
Some absolutely cracking lines, Guy...555
Stuart McArthur - March 09, 2005 - Report this comment
"they see your ash tree, Your glib will out you" - you've been hanging out with adagio, haven't you, guy? LOL - 555 - lovely pacing
Guy - March 09, 2005 - Report this comment
Thanks all for your cool comments. And Stu, I'd have a ways to go to grasp the command of verbage that Adagio (Pat) has. She is an inspiration and I consider this the highest of compliments to be compared in this manner to her. Thanks.
Apple - August 02, 2006 - Report this comment
Can I use this song for our next FOTL commercial?

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