Song Parodies -> Salivate
| Original Song Title: | "Celebrate" |
| Original Performer: | Three Dog Night |
| Parody Song Title: | "Salivate" |
| Parody Written by: | Guy DiRito |
Rippin' away, humpin' on a pillow,
Playin' with my ball.
Human's gonna scream, when he sees this pillow,
Alone all day, gotta pee, lift my leg to the wall.
Get in my face, it's that next door kitty,
On window seal he'll crawl.
Takes a cheap shot, on his butt I'll have no pity,
Next time I'm loose, gonna pay that feline a call.
Dinner tonight, same baloney,
He gets the steak and gives me the bone,
He thinks he owns me.
Chewin' a bone, humpin' on a pillow,
No one to throw my balls.
Pavlov was right, it really makes the spit flow,
A Scoobey surprise, as that old fridge door bangs into the wall.
Salivate, salivate, dance for a drumstick,
Salivate, salivate, dance for a drumstick,
Salivate, salivate, dance for a drumstick.
(Continue Until Fade Out)
Playin' with my ball.
Human's gonna scream, when he sees this pillow,
Alone all day, gotta pee, lift my leg to the wall.
Get in my face, it's that next door kitty,
On window seal he'll crawl.
Takes a cheap shot, on his butt I'll have no pity,
Next time I'm loose, gonna pay that feline a call.
Dinner tonight, same baloney,
He gets the steak and gives me the bone,
He thinks he owns me.
Chewin' a bone, humpin' on a pillow,
No one to throw my balls.
Pavlov was right, it really makes the spit flow,
A Scoobey surprise, as that old fridge door bangs into the wall.
Salivate, salivate, dance for a drumstick,
Salivate, salivate, dance for a drumstick,
Salivate, salivate, dance for a drumstick.
(Continue Until Fade Out)
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Great job! 555
Woof, rrrowwrrr, snarrrl, snuffle snuffle, RROWWWRR.
dance for a drumstick....great line....best one i've read today, guy...5s
File this one away in the "d'oh! Why didnt I think of this before" category. Good one my man.
Well, I've got no bone to pick with you on this one, Guy. It's just dog-gone good. 5's
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