Song Parodies -> Gateways Take Forever

Original Song Title:

"Always And Forever"

Original Performer:

Luther Vandross

  
Parody Song Title:

"Gateways Take Forever"

Parody Written by:

Guy DiRito

Gateways take forever,
A few bits or two,
To just an extreme degree,
That they're one lame crew, yeah.

So wait 'til tomorrow,
When downloading's thru.
My user's all scream at me,
And they're all lame too, yeah.

Anyway boot it that one special way.
Take all resource away with your files,
Next time it's Dell see, buy me a pair.
I'll reload tomorrow no matter.
Ooh maybe, these Gateway's will die forever.

Never, never, never.
I could use a shoeshine,
The scuffin' is through.
They're just such a giant pain,
Cause where I put my shoe.
Just one kick only,
That's all it takes.
A second one from my knee,
How tragic it makes.

And now no more sorrow.
I won't play that game.
Cause I ripped it from the hub.
Now I can exchange,

Never, never, never.
I could use a shoeshine,
The scuffin' is through.
They're just such a giant pain,
Cause where I put my shoe.
Just one kick only,
That's all it takes.
A second one from my knee,
How tragic it makes.

(Fade)
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... - August 15, 2003 - Report this comment
60s?? Luther Vandross didn't have any hits back then. Shouldn't this be like 80s or something?
Freddie C. - April 28, 2004 - Report this comment
I know this for a fact: He remade a 1976 Heatwave classic back in 1994, so you could've gone with either 70s or 90s, although this sounds more like the 1994 version.
mr. x - April 28, 2004 - Report this comment
Or he could have used "misc".

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