Song Parodies -> Gateways Take Forever
| Original Song Title: | "Always And Forever" |
| Original Performer: | Luther Vandross |
| Parody Song Title: | "Gateways Take Forever" |
| Parody Written by: | Guy DiRito |
Gateways take forever,
A few bits or two,
To just an extreme degree,
That they're one lame crew, yeah.
So wait 'til tomorrow,
When downloading's thru.
My user's all scream at me,
And they're all lame too, yeah.
Anyway boot it that one special way.
Take all resource away with your files,
Next time it's Dell see, buy me a pair.
I'll reload tomorrow no matter.
Ooh maybe, these Gateway's will die forever.
Never, never, never.
I could use a shoeshine,
The scuffin' is through.
They're just such a giant pain,
Cause where I put my shoe.
Just one kick only,
That's all it takes.
A second one from my knee,
How tragic it makes.
And now no more sorrow.
I won't play that game.
Cause I ripped it from the hub.
Now I can exchange,
Never, never, never.
I could use a shoeshine,
The scuffin' is through.
They're just such a giant pain,
Cause where I put my shoe.
Just one kick only,
That's all it takes.
A second one from my knee,
How tragic it makes.
(Fade)
A few bits or two,
To just an extreme degree,
That they're one lame crew, yeah.
So wait 'til tomorrow,
When downloading's thru.
My user's all scream at me,
And they're all lame too, yeah.
Anyway boot it that one special way.
Take all resource away with your files,
Next time it's Dell see, buy me a pair.
I'll reload tomorrow no matter.
Ooh maybe, these Gateway's will die forever.
Never, never, never.
I could use a shoeshine,
The scuffin' is through.
They're just such a giant pain,
Cause where I put my shoe.
Just one kick only,
That's all it takes.
A second one from my knee,
How tragic it makes.
And now no more sorrow.
I won't play that game.
Cause I ripped it from the hub.
Now I can exchange,
Never, never, never.
I could use a shoeshine,
The scuffin' is through.
They're just such a giant pain,
Cause where I put my shoe.
Just one kick only,
That's all it takes.
A second one from my knee,
How tragic it makes.
(Fade)
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60s?? Luther Vandross didn't have any hits back then. Shouldn't this be like 80s or something?
I know this for a fact: He remade a 1976 Heatwave classic back in 1994, so you could've gone with either 70s or 90s, although this sounds more like the 1994 version.
Or he could have used "misc".
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