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Song Parodies -> "Betcha My Holy Cow"

Original Song Title:

"Betcha By Golly Wow"

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Original Performer:

Stylistics

Parody Song Title:

"Betcha My Holy Cow"

Parody Written by:

Guy DiRito

The Lyrics

With all this religious bickering going on out here I thought what would the Hindus say about this? I concluded with this:
Diety's like magic to some guys,
Promised land appears to be worthwhile.
But I know your god ain't got a clue,
What it comes to, pious taboo.
Infidels you so dispise,
It's no wonder you chastise.

Betcha my holy cow,
That your diety's not been around forever,
Forever I am telling that idolic throng,
Their god is wrong.

Lama's think that Budda was a star,
And Shintos don't know what the hell they are.
And Agnostics never will persuade,
They won't be with you, or against you.
All the gods up in the sky,
My cow's right and here is why, 'cause,

Betcha my holy cow,
That your diety's not been around forever,
Forever I am telling that idolic throng,
Their god is wrong.

Betcha my holy cow,
That your diety's not been around forever,
Forever I am telling that idolic throng,
Their god is wrong.

Betcha my holy cow,
(Fade)

That your diety's not been around forever,
Forever I am telling you...

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Adagio - October 18, 2003 - Report this comment
That's a good one, Guy!! I like that it's so timely...:D here.
Smurf and Mr. Horse - October 18, 2003 - Report this comment
Hey Guy! Good one! 5's all over
Guy - October 18, 2003 - Report this comment
Yeah, Could you see a General in the Indian military doing this same thing as did the US General Boyton? There is so much silliness over religion that people lose track of God.
Michael Pacholek - October 19, 2003 - Report this comment
Rats! Thought this was gonna be about Phil Rizzuto, or at least Harry Caray.
Wild Man - October 21, 2003 - Report this comment
It's a good point, Guy. Personaly, I don't have a middle man. I go straight to the Boss when I've got a problem. I gave up on mortals long ago.
Yngwie - February 05, 2006 - Report this comment
lmao! this is funny .. good job mate!
Tommy Turtle - February 05, 2006 - Report this comment
I think it's "deity", but love those Stylistics! e.g. "Make Wars that Break Us" (Plug Alert!)

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