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Song Parodies -> "Delicious Pies"
Original Song Title:
"Suspicious Minds"
(MP3)Original Performer:
Elvis Presley
Parody Song Title:
"Delicious Pies"
Parody Written by:
Guy DiRito
The Lyrics
Math just makes me nap,
Can't work it out,
Because it bores me too much, baby.
Boring it be,
PI divides out to three,
As we all perceive that PI that way.
PI just goes on forever,
In capricious size,
Prefer mine with whipped cream,
For delicious pies.
So, on and on PI will go,
Take mine with some jello,
But there's way more nutrition in these pies.
PI will never end,
It just keeps changin'.
Math PIs have no taste appeal,
Applying.
PI just goes on forever,
In capricious size,
Prefer mine with whipped cream,
For delicious pies.
PIs end can not arrive,
Remainder it re-supp-lies,
Let's just have the other pie.
It's funny, you know,
What that old PI can do,
Mmm yeah, yeah.
Can't work it out,
Because it bores me too much, baby.
Boring it be,
PI divides out to three,
As we all perceive that PI that way.
PI just goes on forever,
In capricious size,
Prefer mine with whipped cream,
For delicious pies.
So, on and on PI will go,
Take mine with some jello,
But there's way more nutrition in these pies.
PI will never end,
It just keeps changin'.
Math PIs have no taste appeal,
Applying.
PI just goes on forever,
In capricious size,
Prefer mine with whipped cream,
For delicious pies.
PIs end can not arrive,
Remainder it re-supp-lies,
Let's just have the other pie.
It's funny, you know,
What that old PI can do,
Mmm yeah, yeah.
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Great job, Guy! 555!
Yumm both ways...give me pi or pie...I like them both...and this. 5's
Haven't you hit the big 500 with this? That's enough pies for the Stooges.
Rick - Yeah -I guess you are right. I'm either at 500 or 501 right now even though the parody author's page says 498 but who's counting?
Thanks Pat, Jack and Rick for the commentary and votes.
Thanks Pat, Jack and Rick for the commentary and votes.
I gave you 3.14159......
Guy - Yeah, I was meaning to note your 500th but I forgot! That's what happens when it takes extra time to move from one screen to the other - blank space fills in the places in my head where a thought once resided. Anyway, Congratulations are surely in order. Oh...5's here.
I feel the exact same way as the person in this parody! 5's!
hate math...but love this parody...5s
But what is the radius, diameter and circumference of that Pie?
I had high hopes for this one, but Guy always was a little crusty. (PLEASE, people, no "Simpsons" jokes!)
5's here, and congrats on your 500th parody posting, Guy!
Mmmm! Pi....! Good one!
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