-> "Elastic Pantaloons"
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I won't be beat down with violence,
And, and they gots them jerk wit dat gun.
All place you hang out, you're watchin'.
And you're fair game weapons have none.
Oh so, I shoot a rock on through elastic pantaloons,
I ready, aim make fly it.
Oh, I'm gonna clock rounds through elastic pantaloons,
Like David 'gainst Goliath.
Shootin' out large rocks and boulders,
They lay in wards all string with IV.
Shot in the heart how I gore ya,
I make my feud what dey did.
I gotta rock for you, elastic pantaloons,
It's gonna make you shyer.
I shoot your glock in two, elastic pantaloons,
And den it will not fire.
Oh yo, I'm gonna knock coo-coo, elastic pantaloons,
Until I get dem tire.
Yo, I'm gonna shock dem crew, elastic pantaloons,
It's gonna ache dey ire.
I take good aim wit my bungee,
Never let get dem dere gun.
I can still out beat anyone.
Oh yo, dis gonna knock down you, elastic pantaloons,
You ass it bake like fire.
Oh no, it gonna sock it to, elastic pantaloons,
You gonna make perspire.
Oooh, ouch, hard concrete,
Ouch, dis bad sheet,
Ouch, now dis pay time,
Ouch you in fight.
Oh, I'm gonna chalk a few, elastic pantaloons,
I'm gonna rake you dire.
Oh, I'll shot your block in two, elastic pantaloons,
And den you will expire.
Bouts in the street,
Doubt I'll you'll beat,
I'm not goin' play 'round,
Leave me mark wide and round.
Oh, I'm gonna crock your jewels. Elastic pantaloons,
Your voice a getta higher.
Hey, I gotta lock on you, elastic pantaloons,
(I gonna make defier)
Rockets in your behind
(I'll turn the rocks on you, elastic pantaloons)
Rockets taking flight,
(Until we make retire)
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