Hey hey, shock PC,
This Dell be butt-chewie.
New spam screens still pester me yet,
It's a crime, click one X, spam! two more nest.
Dot Com mystery, just how this gets to me,
It can take 'til June to expand.
Do you know where's my ram?
Hey, hey renumber, rename.

Lame!
Waitin' since half past never,
Ready to crash, burn and fry,

Die!
It's such a losing endeavor,
Feebleville, pokey, stand by.

Lame!
All of my resources leavin'
Crashes and goes down in flame,

Lame!
It's gonna hang forever,
Still on the same Windows frame.
September, October, November, December, Encumber, Go Slumber, Remember? Dismember!

Lame!
It's gonna hang forever,
Still on the same Windows frame.
September, October, November, December, Encumber, Go Slumber, Remember?

Hey, hey my last byte,
Now I can't make it write.
You can boot it, wait 'til it stops,
Get some luck and take your best shot.
Hey, hey out of luck,
How much I take this stuff?
Now unsound the disk gets erased,
gone now as your data bakes..

Lame!
Waitin' since half past never,
Ready to crash, burn and fry,

Die!
It's such a losing endeavor,
Feebleville, pokey, stand by.

Lame!
All of my resources leavin'
Crashes and goes down in flame,

Lame!
It's gonna hang forever,
Still on the same Windows frame.
September, October, November, December, Encumber, Go Slumber, Remember? Dismember!

Lame!
It's gonna hang forever,
Still on the same Windows frame.
September, October, November, December, Encumber, Go Slumber, Remember?