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Song Parodies -> "Dead In The Gutter"

Original Song Title:

"Bread And Butter"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

The Newbeats

Parody Song Title:

"Dead In The Gutter"

Parody Written by:

Guy DiRito

The Lyrics

He's dead in the gutter,
His ass is toast and jammed.
He's layin' there all bleedy,
Soon will be Saddam.

Dead like his son's brother,
Hope he soon gets slammed.
Now both his sons precede him,
Pow, zing, swoosh and blam.

Now he's a smashed dictator,
He'll make one last mistake.
He's the planet butcher,
Then o'er the coals we rake.

He'll go-out with a sputter.
Roast him like a ham,
There's nobody still needs him.
He's a goner, man,

Won't be nobody mourning,
Such be his demise.
Just can't wait to see him slumping,
As his ass does fry.

No more dread the butcher,
His ass in the can.
His ass won't be retreating,
We're gonna kill Saddam.

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Pacing: 3.0
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Overall Rating: 3.0

Total Votes: 4

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Michael Pacholek - July 25, 2003 - Report this comment
All 3s, and that's WITH a bonus point for knowing the original version of this song. Uday may have been wounded in the leg in a previous assassination attempt, but this parody was really lame.
... - April 02, 2004 - Report this comment
Nicely written! To Michael P: you forgot to vote, cuz' there aren't any threes on the Voting Breakdown as of yet.
Guy - April 03, 2004 - Report this comment
Thank-you Elipsis. I had completely forgotten about this parody.
Ellipsis - April 03, 2004 - Report this comment
That's probably cuz' it's been around since last summer (or so it appears). I just heard the original song not too long ago (for the first time in ages) and was wondering if there were any parodies of it on this site; turns out there's only one so far.
Guy - April 03, 2004 - Report this comment
I was wondering what made you pull this old timer up. Do you write any parodies?

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