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Song Parodies -> "Come On Quit Breakin' Wind"

Original Song Title:

"Up Around The Bend"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Creedence Clearwater Revival

Parody Song Title:

"Come On Quit Breakin' Wind"

Parody Written by:

Guy DiRito

The Lyrics

'Benjo' is a Japanese word meaning toilet or what is called the open sewers that run along the streets in that country. Last word in first line of second verse.
I would think to the head you'd be goin',
Something crawled up your butt and died.
Stay away, stay away, I am choking,
Left one stinkin' rip behind.

Why can't you hold it in?
Come on quit breakin' wind.

Ooh!

Cause it's strong and it's vile, like a benjo,
Better get to squeezin' wood.
Somethin' died up in your Hershey highway,
Fuel the neon lights it could.

Why can't you hold it in?
Come on quit breakin' wind.

Ooh!

You could go and gas off in the ocean,
Mix that brine with that dismal spray.
I am sure that it's not constipation,
Or you're rear wouldn't smell that way.

Why can't you hold it in?
Come on quit breakin' wind.

Yeah!

Ooh!

Somethin' died up in your Hershey highway,
Cause your seat's hangin' to your knee.
There's a place called the head you'd be goin',
Go there now 'cause you're chokin' me.

Why can't you hold it in?
Come on quit breakin' wind.

Yeah!

Do your doo-doo.

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Overall Rating: 4.0

Total Votes: 8

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Adagio - September 12, 2003 - Report this comment
Gross!! But, very good, Guy!
Wild Man - September 12, 2003 - Report this comment
Hershy highway LOL! Very good Guy.
Claude Prez - September 12, 2003 - Report this comment
Yeah, the way Fogerty goes "oooh" in this one always made me wonder if it was recorded in the ol' benjo...great stuff
Johnny D - November 07, 2003 - Report this comment
Guy, you da master of the gas dis-ass-ter! I bow to your Royal Flatulent Majesty and offer you my humble three 5's as tribute.
Agrimorfee - May 03, 2004 - Report this comment
ABC comp.--545 for Guy, 1 point loss for sheer tastelessness. :)
Johnny D - May 03, 2004 - Report this comment
(ABC) Voted earlier - and this one's still a gas!
Spaff.com - May 05, 2004 - Report this comment
Ooh!, indeed. Lines like "Somethin' died up in your Hershey highway" are utterly cringe-inducing. Which is, clearly, the desired effect.
Meriadoc - May 06, 2004 - Report this comment
Excellent Guy!
Peregrin - May 07, 2004 - Report this comment
Smells great! I killed myself laughing.
neminem - May 13, 2004 - Report this comment
I'm not going to vote, as I would give it a bad score just because I don't find potty humor at all funny.
Paul Robinson - May 16, 2004 - Report this comment
(ABC) Guy, I remember this one from "RAD & MAD" doing the 10 parody song verses way back in December sometime. Guess I didn't vote then (or maybe I did, but I don't see a comment so I probably didn't. Was on a different computer then from different location). 5-5-5

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