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Song Parodies -> "Has She Been To The Vet?"

Original Song Title:

"You Ain't Seen Nothing Yet"

Original Performer:

Bachman Turner Overdrive

Parody Song Title:

"Has She Been To The Vet?"

Parody Written by:

Guy DiRito

The Lyrics

Based on a true story. The dog next door is a Pit Bull that bit me through the property fence several months ago. The dog is a pure Pit Bull (bully/coward). She reached through a loose board and bit me on my knee as I turned from the fence moving back toward my house. It has been said to never look into a dog's eyes that you are not friends with. I not only stare into her eyes but I move my glasses several inches from my eyes in order to make my eyes look 6 times their size. It really freaks the beast out. One day recently I was fixing another opening in the fence and she lunged out of nowhere. Bad mistake on her part. I had a hammer in my hand and it came down even on her nose and the board I was nailing into place. When she sees me with a hammer now she books. The animal's name is Sweetie Pie. Read the parody and you'll see what I call her. I have three Border Collies who I believe will make short work of that mutt if she ever gets through the fence into their yard.

Next door's this devil Pit man,
She bit my leg one day.
I should of seen it comin' at me.
But sneaky is her way.
It might that any luck is good luckin',
But then she took me with one bit, grrr,
Oo-oo, She turned and showed me her big brown eye,
I said...

Has she been to the vet?
M-M-M-Maybe she just ain't been to there yet,
I got something that I'm never gonna forget
M-M-M-Maybe, you just best tie up your pet.

So now I'll never let her,
Another bite transfer.
They named that Pit Bull Sweetie,
I call her Lucy Fur.
I say that not any luck is good luck,
So they took her to the vet, yes, they took her to the vet,
Oo, Now she looks at me with much dispise,
I said...

So you've been to the vet,
M-M-M-Maybe, You're just plain meaner yet.
Know something, know something that I'm n-n-never gonna get bit,
M-M-M-Maybe, You are gonna get your noggin' split.
You need terminated.


Any pug's a good pug,
But you just can't trust a pit, no, you just can't trust a pit.
So when, so when, so when you book from me with that one brown eye,
You're dead...

You won't need see the vet,
Baby, you just won't be breathin' yet,
Got something, got something,
Got something, HA-HA, you're really gonna regret,
B-B-B-Baby You just won't see nu-nu-nu-nothin', bet.
'Cause you won't be around.

You ain't gonna need no vet.
I know you ain't gonna need no vet!
I know you ain't gonna need no vet!
Baby, Baby, Baby
You ain't gonna need no vet.

(Fade out to death throws)

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Total Votes: 5

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alvin - November 07, 2007 - Report this comment
lucy fur.....lmao.....great parody...i howled
John Barry - November 07, 2007 - Report this comment
Yes! Ban the breed.
Tim Hall - November 07, 2007 - Report this comment
Good job on the parody and I am sorry you had to go through all that with the dog.
Guy - November 07, 2007 - Report this comment
Yesterday that beast managed to get under the fence - she is lucky that I was not home at the time. My three Border Collies were in their backyard and my wife spotted that beast out there. My three were examining her "brown eye" and vice versa. I guess that is dog speak for some kind of hand shake. Anyway my wife called our three back into the house and Lucy made her way back to her side but took exception again when I plugged up the hole. She saw the hammer and booked as I saw the "Brown Eye" fade into the sunset as she ran around the other side of her peoples` house.

Either she figured she was outnumbered or just has it in for me. Anyway this true fact.

Alvin - glad I made you laugh and I'm with John - ban the breed. Thanks you two for the comments and votes and thank you non commenter who left a vote.
AFW - November 07, 2007 - Report this comment
Tops in dry humor..definitely not all vet
Guy - November 07, 2007 - Report this comment
Thanks Tim - I must have been typing my last comment the same time you were. Explains the vote and perceived no comment on my part. The dog is no problem as long as I don't turn my back on her when I am in reach of those jaws. She is really a coward. AFW - Yeah it is humorous especially when I freak the thing out. Thanks.

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