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Song Parodies -> "Indiana Haunts Me"

Original Song Title:

"Indiana Wants Me"

Original Performer:

R. Dean Taylor

Parody Song Title:

"Indiana Haunts Me"

Parody Written by:

Guy DiRito

The Lyrics

Billy Florio wrote this great parody that posted on August 30th. He forgot to tell you all that he was playing Monopoly with me. http://www.amiright.com/parody/70s/abba33.shtml
Indiana haunts me, No I just can't land here.
Billy's waitin' for me, He's got hotels built there.
Wish I had Park Place, Boardwalk too.

It's too bad it's deeded; buying he did.
Roll with all my might and hope I can get around you.
And I'd be gold if only I could pass through.
I know you saw me coming.
My those hotels look stunning.

Indiana haunts me, No I just can't land here.
Billy's waitin' for me, He's got hotels built there.
Wish I had Park Place, Boardwalk too.

It hurts to see me losin my income.
I really hate to see my winnings decline when I land,
On the red, your smiling face and your outstretched hand.
These reds belong to Billy.
Let me land on chance by Kentucky.

Indiana haunts me, No I just can't land here.
Billy's waitin' for me, He's got hotels built there.
Wish I had Park Place, Boardwalk too.

I hope my race car finds its way through you.
Forgive me if I just go and drive right through and grind my gears.
I made it through so I can just allay my fears
Where did that chance card send me?
Good Lord, Boardwalk, thats bankruptcy.

Indiana missed me, glad I got on through here.
Chance card sending me to Boardwalk with hotels there.
That's the end it's true, I'm so through.

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Jonathan C. - September 06, 2003 - Report this comment
I hope your luck in Monopoly improves the same way your parodies have. Very funny.
Rice Cube - September 06, 2003 - Report this comment
Online Monopoly? When did Billy get to Texas if he wasn't online? Hehehe.
Meriadoc - September 06, 2003 - Report this comment
Perfect parody of my all-time favoritest song! I really enjoyed this one.
Billy Florio - September 06, 2003 - Report this comment
Maybe Guy came to New York, Rice lol.....wow, I wish I knew this song lol.....thanks for the advertisement, and the lyrics were great ......
Claude Prez - September 06, 2003 - Report this comment
Merry: Your all-time FAVE? I always hated this song. Great parody though, Guy. And Billy, I don't think I commented but I thought yours was quite good (And Take A Chance On Me always was my favoritest Abba song)
Wild Man - September 07, 2003 - Report this comment
Great work as usual Mikey!
Guy DiRito - September 07, 2003 - Report this comment
Mikey?
Adagio - September 07, 2003 - Report this comment
Very good job, except for one thing..
Michael Pacholek - September 09, 2003 - Report this comment
Go to fives. Go directly to fives. Do not pass Go, do not post 200 parodies...wait, you already did. Great job on one of those serious-but-cheesy songs of the 1965-72 period.
Meriadoc - September 09, 2003 - Report this comment
Claude: Hey, what can I say....I was 10... it had violence and pathos all wrapped in one. And it was sold out at every place I tried to buy it for months... Pach: Cheesy is GOOD.
Peregrin - September 09, 2003 - Report this comment
Claude Claude Claude....Where did we go wrong with you? Hee hee! Great song! This parody too!
Peregrin - September 09, 2003 - Report this comment
Claude Claude Claude....Where did we go wrong with you? Hee hee! Great song! This parody too!
Peregrin - September 09, 2003 - Report this comment
See! I felt so strongly about it I wrote it twice! (Rotten 'back' button!)
Michael Pacholek - September 09, 2003 - Report this comment
"Cheesy is good"? That clears up part of the mystery about Merry: Merry is from Wisconsin!
Wild Man - September 10, 2003 - Report this comment
Sorry there Guy. I've had a little problem with my eyes too. Better, now since I increased the font size on my PC.
Spaff.com - September 10, 2003 - Report this comment
We're one step closer to that amiright Monopoly album...
David Pratter - January 30, 2005 - Report this comment
This year is Monopoly's 70th Anniversary! (Parker Brothers patented the game in 1935.)

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