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Song Parodies -> "Just Chill, Rocco, Mole And Me"

Original Song Title:

"It's Still Rock And Roll To Me"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Billy Joel

Parody Song Title:

"Just Chill, Rocco, Mole And Me"

Parody Written by:

Guy DiRito

The Lyrics

DKTOS - To view a Youtube video of Billy Joel's "It's Still Rock And Roll To Me" click HERE

Another one for the "hit" parade.


Carmine's had it with the turf he's sharin',
So he tells to us guys of wise.
Wants to make so they've less grab dollars,
Wants us cut all them down to size.
Wants 'em hit makin' holes red and runny,
Keep it less flashy he'll expend us lot more money.
Ain't nobody talkin' 'bout a gun down,
Dummy up! Just Chill, Rocco, Mole and me.

Blood's all splattered in the car we're driving,
What the hell - hey it's just our style.
We're all set to get their Don retired,
Learn a lotta news with durable pliers.
Chill and Mole they seem to be semi-mental,
You best bet our crew makes not view accidental.
Pop plunk, tool punks, load 'em in the car's trunk,
Just Chill, Rocco, Mole and me.

So, it's not a matter of the pay for these capers,
'Cause we always get the job done clean.
Just four black hands in town,
Blastin' round after round ends their story, out a magazine,
Leavin' such a ravaged scene.

When we shot a pair of punk wise guysers,
It was bright orange flairs and flash.
They were reelin' as they go stumble crazy,
Shots don't out live; They're smoked to ash.
Chill wastes, for fun he's such a sure bet a freaker,
He likes the 12 gauge ‘cause it makes lots of leakers.
Crime pays, rant rave, half crazed, guns ablaze,
Just Chill, Rocco, Mole and me.

Oooooooh, as we batter and the clowns lie bleeding,
Put 'em down, knock 'em out and such.
What they think that we are grade 'A' stupid?
What they are is way deep in dutch.
Gonna throw you such a bad trashin' dummy,
'Cause we got our hooks in a whole lotta money.
Done the 'EX" phase, dug graves, flash blaze, end their days,
Just Chill, Rocco, Mole and me.
Everybody's taken out and gunned down,
Money's up for Chill, Rocco, Mole and me.



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AFW - July 17, 2008 - Report this comment
Another fine and funny mobnificent tale
Mike (the Finger) Pacholek - July 17, 2008 - Report this comment
Sounds like dem guys seen da lights go out on Broadway. Youse is a made man, five times over.
Poop Pants - July 17, 2008 - Report this comment
Hi Guy! I think this is a fabulous parody; you used a great title substitution. However I think TOS came out in the early 80s, but if it was recorded before then, my apologies. 555's
alvin - July 17, 2008 - Report this comment
this was a riot to sing along to...especially liked "semi-mental"
Ann Hammond - July 17, 2008 - Report this comment
he he
John Barry - July 17, 2008 - Report this comment
The hits just keep on coming.
Meriadoc - July 17, 2008 - Report this comment
Wonderful subs. Loved the durable pliers.
Silver Power - June 20, 2009 - Report this comment
Terrific parody, and like everyone said, great subs.

I laughed at "Blood's all splattered in the car we're driving,

What the hell - hey it's just our style." 5s.
Mark Scotti - June 29, 2009 - Report this comment
(ABC) Goodfella, goodparodia!!!
Agrimorfee - July 08, 2009 - Report this comment
(ABC) Another from Da WiseGuy series. I had the minor problem with this as I had with others in your series...how the poetic license sometimes gets in the way of the humor. Not a bad parody at all, mind you, just kinda clunky to enjoy.
bobpiecheese - July 09, 2009 - Report this comment
(ABC5) Great parody, but a bit clunky with the grammar - I know that that's how gangsters talk in the films, but it impedes the parody a bit. 555
Leo Keough - July 09, 2009 - Report this comment
ABC5(J/K) Great title switch and story!!!...I thought the gangster-style wording gave it a real sense of authenticity, more than compensating for any pacing bumps!...I felt like I was rolling along with these guys as they went about their dirty business!!!...555!!!
Matthias - July 09, 2009 - Report this comment
This is a topic that you keep returning back to Guy kind of like Alvin and his Psycho parodies and the Old Me and my redneck parodies. They're fun to write but do tend to get a bit old after awhile and that's how I felt with this one Guy.
Below Average Dave - July 09, 2009 - Report this comment
Good title switch, and well written, there were parts that were a bit awkward to read, but it was a fun OS nonetheless
Red Ant - July 10, 2009 - Report this comment
"We're all set to get their Don retired, Learn a lotta news with durable pliers." LOL. Maybe you could do Fleetwood Mac's "You Make Lovin' Fun" called "You Make Torture Fun".

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