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Song Parodies -> "My Old Ford Fairlane"

Original Song Title:

"Good Morning Starshine"

Original Performer:

Oliver

Parody Song Title:

"My Old Ford Fairlane"

Parody Written by:

Guy DiRito

The Lyrics

My old Ford Fairlane,
It's still on the go.
A crinkle, some rust pits,
The frames a bit low.
My old Ford Fairlane,
Keeps movin' along,
It has one or two small dings,
It might be old but it's still strong.
Mini van's poopy,
Taxi cabs for groupies, they all go to slow,
Saabs got shitty motas,
Knobby tires grabba on Durangos,
New Beatle's too smalla, Do not like new Mazdas,
Just liking driving my bomb.

My old Ford Fairlane,
It's still on the go.
A crinkle, some rust pits,
The frames a bit low.
My old Ford Fairlane,
Keeps movin' along,
It has one or two small dings,
It might be old but it's still strong.
Mini van's poopy,
Taxi cabs for groupies, they all go to slow,
Saabs got shitty motas,
Knobby tires grabba on Durangos,
New Beatle's too smalla, Do not like new Mazdas,
Just liking driving my bomb.

Driving my bomb, chugging along,
Driving my bomb, engine's still strong,
Nothing is wrong,
Ping and knock, knock and ping
Knock, knock, knock, knock,
Ping, ping, ping, ping.

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Michael - February 01, 2004 - Report this comment
How sweet you still care about your care.
Adagio - February 01, 2004 - Report this comment
Good job. Guy! 5's
Michael - February 01, 2004 - Report this comment
I mean car* sry
Johnny D - February 01, 2004 - Report this comment
LOL! Wow, what a good job parodying all those original nonsense syllables! 5's
Jack Wilson - February 01, 2004 - Report this comment
LOL!!!!!! Great job, Bitty glup goody, nani parody I gave three fives
Meriadoc - February 01, 2004 - Report this comment
Really liked the ending!
Tim Hall - February 01, 2004 - Report this comment
They don't make cars like they used to! In its day, the Fairlane was considered MID-SIZED! It would be huge today. Great rhyme schematics!
Stray Pooch - February 01, 2004 - Report this comment
I had an old Ford Festiva I felt that way about. POS but it got me from a to b and got a zillion miles to the gallon. Great job!
Guy - February 01, 2004 - Report this comment
Actually, I've never owned a Fairlane. I've owned a Pinto and an Escort, hated both of them. Thanks all for votes and comments.
Peregrin - February 02, 2004 - Report this comment
You've done it again Guy !
Mattias Johansson - April 06, 2004 - Report this comment
Once upon time we had a 1966 Fairlane... And I don't like SAAB:s... Guess if this brings some memories back...

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