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Song Parodies -> "Billy You're Such A Zero"

Original Song Title:

"Billy Don't Be A Hero"

Original Performer:

Bo Donaldson & The Heywoods

Parody Song Title:

"Billy You're Such A Zero"

Parody Written by:

Guy DiRito

The Lyrics

His chargin' band just ripped up our Main street.
He thought harass meant her behind,
That coup de grace shoulda took care-a Billy,
Lookin' for some 'strange' new find.
And then with her head she moved in bolder,
The young and chubby Lewinsky.
From where we stood we knew he was lyin',
And through these years we're heard to say.

Billy was such a zero, been such a fool with his life,
Billy was such a zero, he'd chase down anyone's wife.
We thought that he'd never go, we said, Billy you stoop so low,
Billy, your such a zero, as we now see.

He sang the blues, he mapped out a landslide,
His democrats were losing ground.
His agents cried "We've got to gang up, boys",
We almost sold this piecemeal clown.
We cannot disappear and dry up,
We may just use the next of kin.
Then Billy's hand was up in her garment,
He's takin' all the whores to bed.

Billy was such a zero, been such a fool with his life,
Billy was such a zero, he'd chase down anyone's wife.
We thought that he'd never go, we said, Billy you stoop so low,
Billy, your such a zero, as we now see.

I heard Miss Lewisnky's feelin' better,
About how Billy lied that way,
No matter now he's still such a zero,
About that shroud she wore that day,
He thought she threw that swearter away.

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Pat - July 31, 2003 - Report this comment
Nice play on some words (harass lol ). Very good job!!
Michael Pacholek - July 31, 2003 - Report this comment
But nobody ever died from his lies.
Quayle - July 31, 2003 - Report this comment
Except for the sanctity of the Oval Office.
scrambler - August 01, 2003 - Report this comment
With the anti-Clinton theme and misspelled words, I thought this was a Michael Florio parody. Guy, what happened to your quality control?
Guy DiRito - August 01, 2003 - Report this comment
What ever gave you the idea that I may have liked Clinton? Hey if they deserve it, I parody them. And my QC fell off the night I wrote this. I had been without sleep for about thirty six hours when I put this one in. I wrote it to stay awake until my regular bed time to keep on schedule with sleep cycle. Didn't dare try watching the tube until bedtime, I would have never made it.
Bubba - August 04, 2003 - Report this comment
Oh really, Michael? Maybe you'd better check this out: http://www.koivet.com/html/coolstuff/jokes_details.php?joke_id=45
I wish I was Bob Geldof - July 24, 2004 - Report this comment
MONICA!!! MONICA!!! MONICA!!!

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