His chargin' band just ripped up our Main street.
He thought harass meant her behind,
That coup de grace shoulda took care-a Billy,
Lookin' for some 'strange' new find.
And then with her head she moved in bolder,
The young and chubby Lewinsky.
From where we stood we knew he was lyin',
And through these years we're heard to say.

Billy was such a zero, been such a fool with his life,
Billy was such a zero, he'd chase down anyone's wife.
We thought that he'd never go, we said, Billy you stoop so low,
Billy, your such a zero, as we now see.

He sang the blues, he mapped out a landslide,
His democrats were losing ground.
His agents cried "We've got to gang up, boys",
We almost sold this piecemeal clown.
We cannot disappear and dry up,
We may just use the next of kin.
Then Billy's hand was up in her garment,
He's takin' all the whores to bed.

Billy was such a zero, been such a fool with his life,
Billy was such a zero, he'd chase down anyone's wife.
We thought that he'd never go, we said, Billy you stoop so low,
Billy, your such a zero, as we now see.

I heard Miss Lewisnky's feelin' better,
About how Billy lied that way,
No matter now he's still such a zero,
About that shroud she wore that day,
He thought she threw that swearter away.