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Song Parodies -> "Primed For The Season"

Original Song Title:

"Time Of The Season"

Original Performer:


Parody Song Title:

"Primed For The Season"

Parody Written by:

Guy DiRito

The Lyrics

(You all thought this was going to be about Christmas)
I'm so primed for the season,
When the grass grows high.
It's a time that's warm and breezy,
When golf balls fly,
From measured stands.

Might cap a hole-in-one, woo!
Watch the sand.
I'll play out in the sun.
I'm so primed cause this season I'm loving.

How's your game?
(How's your game?)
Where's your caddy?
(Where's your caddy? He switch?)
Did he switch the tee?

How they breakin'?
(How they breakin'?)
How's your line?
(Line's a wee bit low.)
It's low, that green ain't gonna give.
Just tap it very slowly,
When you putt,
The greens are awful slow.
I'm so primed cause this season I'm loving.

Don't play lame,
(Don't play lame.)
Find your caddy.
(Find your caddy. He ditch?)
Did he ditch and flee?

Say he's taken'?
(Say he's taken?)
To the pines
(To the pines, to go,)
And so he's got to dump a gig.
Take your up-swing slowly,
Shift your butt,
And watch that golf ball go.
I'm so primed cause this season I'm loving.

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Overall Rating: 3.0

Total Votes: 2

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Melhi - November 12, 2003 - Report this comment
I love this one! (There was only one verse I wasn't sure about, but it was because *I* couldn't remember how it goes, so I assumed you did as well on it as the others.) But, Guy, there's something fishy about your score card. You shot a hole in one on each verse, but the score card's full of 5s and says you came in above par.
Adagio - November 12, 2003 - Report this comment
I don't know this song, Guy, but it seems well-put together.
Johnny D - November 12, 2003 - Report this comment
Once again I study at the feet of the master. Guy, you soooo rock. You have a gift for matching the internal rhyme of the original song:

"What's your name? Who's your daddy? Is he rich like me?" =
"How's your game? Where's your caddy? Did he switch the tee?"

.... and ....

"Has he taken any time" =
"How they breakin? How's your line?"

Awesome, awesome work, dude!
Diva - November 12, 2003 - Report this comment
LOL! That was funny and fabulous!
Leslie Nielsen - November 12, 2003 - Report this comment
The reason the game is called "golf" is because all the other four-letter words have been taken.
Mark Twain - November 12, 2003 - Report this comment
Golf is a good walk spoiled.
Michael Pacholek - November 12, 2003 - Report this comment
Any parody involving golf that praises rather than mocks this stupid game doesn't get a good rating from me. I mean, when a team in a real sport has its season come to an untimely end, we say, "They're off playing golf." Nobody ever says, "Phil Mickelson is off playing baseball." Plenty of real athletes have been passable golfers, but what golfer ever tried to play a real sport? Even if you count Michael Jordan as a golfer trying to play baseball, bad example. Let's see how good Eldrick Woods (or Jack Nicklaus, for that matter) would've been with a goaltender on top of the hole, or a blitz coming at him as he lines up his shot.
Tiger Woods - November 12, 2003 - Report this comment
FORE! (Okay, I said it - now where's my fifty million dollars?)
Robert J. Pagliaro - November 12, 2003 - Report this comment
The only golfers I ever liked were in Caddy Shack.
Guy - November 12, 2003 - Report this comment
I said upswing instead of backswing to see if I could upset MP. But I already knew that MP hates golf anyway and I'm not surprised by his remarks. Actually I don't have to try to upset MP he seems to do alright by himself. I was really thinking backswing but it just came out as upswing for some stupid reason. My other song today, 'Underwear' mentioned Sears. This too should have gotten a wee bit of pontification from MP but as yet he has not made a statement about it in the comments section of that song.

Thanks to everyone who commented and voted including the celebrities at MPs house.
Wild Man - November 13, 2003 - Report this comment
ROFL! This is a gem. I'd put this one up for am "AMI" nomination. Do I hear any seconds! This is a golfers work of art.
Adagio - November 13, 2003 - Report this comment
I listened to the song...yea, I remember that one. And this was good with it, Guy! 5's

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