-> "Any Lane"
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In any lane there is a driver texting photographs,
He does so head for bad disaster although.
As other drivers jet to and fro,
Have a clue? hell no.
Round a corner comes a wanker in his motorcar,
He's so bewild'rin' as he drives behind a hack.
And a tanker with the word spelled MACK™,
Hope his brakes don't go.
Any lane hey watch my rear, just sail on by,
There in reach a blue Suburban flies,
Oh spit, he's two lanes stacked.
In any lane there's a wired man late an hour past,
And as a rocket he does soar, jets on the scene.
His wheels they screech his fired engine screams.
Gone's the serene scene.
Any lane, except for here, for driving's I,
There's more of which, don't linger by
My bumper, lean well back.
Behind a welder as he fiddles changing in and out,
He's getting worse and driving sloppy in my way,
And so appears as if he's drank all day,
Much to my dismay.
In any lane a charter stays close with his bus bumper,
There be a clunker blocking with a dead engine.
Worn out tire and a busted rim,
Cause a boring chain, very strained.
Any lane, you stay in yours, I'll stay in mine,
Hear a screech; the blue Suburban slides.
I'm hit, my wheel well's whacked.
Any lane, long as it's clear, you can apply,
Someone teach that blue Suburban guy,
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