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Song Parodies -> "The Sickness Song (Chest Rubs Dosing Claims By Bri"

Original Song Title:

"The Christmas Song (Chest Nuts Roasting On An Open"

Original Performer:

Nat King Cole

Parody Song Title:

"The Sickness Song (Chest Rubs Dosing Claims By Bri"

Parody Written by:

Guy DiRito

The Lyrics

Chest rubs dosing claims by Britol Meyer,
Stops snot dripping out your nose.
You'll find virals in your lungs burn like fire,
This flu has got you stressin' so.

When the body goes all jerky you're a mess you know,
This flu season's such a fright.
Stymied shots 'cause supplies are so low,
Flu makes it hard to sleep tonight.

You just can't stand to feel this way,
Nose loaded snots, oh boy, and boogies grab the spray.
And ev'ry little while you'll think you'll die
Can't get your drain clear nearly blew out your eye.

Knocked your olfac'try right out of phase,
Your temper'ture's one hundred two.
Although you feel dead,
You'll be fine, be okay,
Spendin' Christmas with flu.

---- Instrumental Interlude ----

Knocked your olfac'try right out of phase,
Your temper'ture's one hundred two.
Although you feel dead,
You'll be fine, be okay,
Spendin' Christmas with flu.

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Pacing: 4.6
How Funny: 4.7
Overall Rating: 4.6

Total Votes: 16

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Adagio - November 10, 2004 - Report this comment
Ewww...funny part.."Can't get your drain clear nearly blew out your eye". Even though gross, funny. 5's
AFW - November 10, 2004 - Report this comment
Funny and clever stuff...and I can relate, I think I have the flu..right now..5's
Ingeborg S. Nordén - November 10, 2004 - Report this comment
Perfect pacing, great plays on the original lyrics, even a nod to the vaccine crisis...take three 5's and call me in the morning!
Johnny D - November 10, 2004 - Report this comment
Man, I love how you rhyme your syllables so closely to the original song's corresponding syllables, along with superb pacing....both hallmarks of a Guy DiRito parody! 555 mg of Extra-Strength Smile-'n-LoL !
alvin rhodes - November 10, 2004 - Report this comment
wondefrully descriptive...nice job
Jonathan C. - November 10, 2004 - Report this comment
Let's hope nobody here gets the flu. BTW, all 5's, Guy.
Scathe - November 10, 2004 - Report this comment
sick and twisted, 3 5's.
Guy - November 11, 2004 - Report this comment
Pat - Glad you eyed a good part, thanks.

AFW - Flu bad, parody good. Hope you get to feeling better. Stay tuned to amiright to help cheer you up through any down time that I hope you don't have.

Ingie - Thanks, I value your comments and feedback.

JD - I'm doing good if I can impress the master. Thanks.

Alvin - Thanks funny guy.

Jonathan - I sterilized this parody before submitting. No flu germs are on it. Thanks.

Scathe - Thanks, The world's a sick place and I'm a happy guy.
Joelle - November 11, 2004 - Report this comment
5's! I smiled hugely while imagining Nat King Cole singing THAT! And the funny part was that I could!

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