Song Parodies -> All I Want For Christmas Is My Two Front Teats
| Original Song Title: | "All I Want For Christmas Is My Two Front Teeth" |
| Original Performer: | Spike Jones |
| Parody Song Title: | "All I Want For Christmas Is My Two Front Teats" |
| Parody Written by: | Guy DiRito |
The words and lyrics for All I Want For Christmas Is My Two Front Teeth are by Don Gardner. The first publication of the Christmas song All I Want For Christmas Is My Two Front Teeth was in 1946. The words of the Christmas song were parodied in the UK in the sixties, at the height of Beatlemania, when when a British comedienne named Dora Bryan recorded "All I want for Christmasis a Beatle". Every generation there appears to have a humorous Christmas song released like All I Want For Christmas Is My Two Front Teeth. One cannot help wonder what future generations will make of the lyrics! Well, here's what the culture brings us now.
Hey, my body causes dispair in me,
Got two front teats that you can't see.
It's really such a shame I don't have mamaries!
I feel punished this Christmas Eve I'm as plain as I can be.
All I want for Christmas
is my two front teats,
Want my mammaries,
Not some sham-ery.
Gee, I look so homely,
I'm a guy beneath,
Soon's my sex change due,
I'll be Mrs.
It seems my dong gets in the way,
Want to build a silo, lose a missle.
Gosh oh gee, how happy I'd be,
To get a brand new whistle.
All I want for Christmas
is my two front teats,
Want my mammaries,
Not some sham-ery.
Gee, I look so homely,
I'm a guy beneath,
Soon's my sex change comes,
I'll be Mrs.
Got two front teats that you can't see.
It's really such a shame I don't have mamaries!
I feel punished this Christmas Eve I'm as plain as I can be.
All I want for Christmas
is my two front teats,
Want my mammaries,
Not some sham-ery.
Gee, I look so homely,
I'm a guy beneath,
Soon's my sex change due,
I'll be Mrs.
It seems my dong gets in the way,
Want to build a silo, lose a missle.
Gosh oh gee, how happy I'd be,
To get a brand new whistle.
All I want for Christmas
is my two front teats,
Want my mammaries,
Not some sham-ery.
Gee, I look so homely,
I'm a guy beneath,
Soon's my sex change comes,
I'll be Mrs.
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I really liked this one, Guy! 5's (I thought it was about something else)
Good work Guy.....I'm all for, ah, things getting bigger and better.....;-D
I like it! You really did your homework !
555 wet T-shirts for this (those?)! ;-)
Pat what did you think it was about? Johnny - Does size really matter? Diva, that info at the top was with the parody lyrics that I found when I wrote this. Only the last line is my own. Just thought it was interesting so I put it with the song. And thanks Know 1 - That reminds me, I have to take my socks and underwear out of the washer and put them into the dryer. ;-)
Guy...at first I just thought it was about a woman increasing breast size, then I found out what it really was...
Hmmm, never thought of that angle.
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