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Song Parodies -> "Mai Tai's Will Floor You"

Original Song Title:

"My Eyes Adored You"

Original Performer:

Frankie Valli

Parody Song Title:

"Mai Tai's Will Floor You"

Parody Written by:

Guy DiRito

The Lyrics

Mai Tai's will floor you,
Though another brand will never do,
Mai Tai's will floor you.
Like a million styles bouquets there be you couldn't see what lies before ya,
It flows, it flows from the cash bar.
Cherry spit in your drool,
You'll so want to heave after thirty-three,
You drank a fifth round, then a sixth,
'Fore you had to pee.
Stumble home every day over alley cats,[sound of cat screaming] brick and hay.
You got stewed on number twenty-two,
These were desperate days.

Won't you have a Coke or Sprite?
Cause your bladder must be tortured and lame.
You walkin' 'round like twilight zone,
Your drinking is insane.
Spirit's kickin' your behind,
Seems so hard for you to go unwind.
It's the phlegm I miss, how you'd hurl and hiss,
In that drunken state of mind.

(Mai Tais will floor ya.)
All the black outs can't remember,
(It was drinking on demand for you.)
Another bender you prefer again, uh oh, baby
(Like a million styles bouquets there be you couldn't see what lies before ya,)
All the reeling and bar debts,
(You close, You close so many bars.)
Another round they get ya of that packaged good blend.
(Mai Tai's will floor you,)
Though another brand will never do,
Mai Tai's will floor you,
(Like a million styles bouquets there be you couldn't see what lies before ya,)
(Fade)
(You close, You close so many bars.)

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Phil Alexander - September 26, 2003 - Report this comment
I see what you mean, Guy... though I don't know the original for this one, so I'll see if I can find it and have a listen before I vote :-)
Diva - September 26, 2003 - Report this comment
LOL, very good Guy.
Adagio - September 26, 2003 - Report this comment
This is very good, Guy! :)
malcolm higgins - September 26, 2003 - Report this comment
5-5-5 dacquiri chalupas for you
Claude Prez - September 26, 2003 - Report this comment
Good job Gai.
Billy Florio - September 26, 2003 - Report this comment
nice work
Melhi - September 26, 2003 - Report this comment
Title alone earns your funny points.
Michael Pacholek - September 26, 2003 - Report this comment
I guess Melhi hasn't seen "My Ice, I Floored You." I realize this wasn't a conscoius takeoff on mine...then again, too many mai tais and you won't be conscious, either.
Meriadoc - September 26, 2003 - Report this comment
I like this one MUCH better than the original! :-D
Guy DiRito - September 27, 2003 - Report this comment
Thanks everyone for the votes and comments. This was a fun write.
Wild Man - September 27, 2003 - Report this comment
Sorry I'm late, another great parody from Guy.
Guy DiRIto - September 27, 2003 - Report this comment
Thanks, WM, never too late for a decent comment and vote.
Johnny D - February 24, 2004 - Report this comment
Look what I found in the archives! LOL ! Good one, Guy - great internal rhyme as always. 5's
Johnny D - August 19, 2004 - Report this comment
Restoring my previous 555 vote.

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