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Song Parodies -> "Wide Guy"

Original Song Title:

"My Guy"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Mary Wells

Parody Song Title:

"Wide Guy"

Parody Written by:

Guy DiRito

The Lyrics

So much he does weigh,
Talking scales will say to wide guy: (wide guy)
I'm not built for two,
Only one, thank-you, please retry. (retry)

Picnikin' is this guy,
He's on a seafood diet,
If there's food and he spies it,
That's when he tries it.
Just give this guy a start,
It's all day a la carte for wide guy.

Nothing like more food,
Makes his butt protrude, that wide guy. (wide guy)
Eatin' pizza pie,
Or ham and cheese on rye, that wide guy. (wide guy)

And all his cash on food he'll squander,
'Nother plateful is a goner,
His quest is for feeding,
He eats while he's eating, wide guy.

When he starts in on the eatin' he just can't stop,
Steak and mashed potatoes and some lean pork chops.
It don't matter the taste, the food he packs,
A seven course meal is just a light snack.

Some mussels and ham,
And leg of lamb for wide guy. (wide guy)
No time for grace,
He's gotta feed that face, that wide guy. (wide guy)
He hangs out at the salad bar,
Where he has an all day snackie, bizarre!
'Cause he eats all day,
And puts the food away, that wide guy.

Some mussels and ham,
And leg of lamb for wide guy. (wide guy)
No time for grace,
He's gotta feed that face, that wide guy. (wide guy)
He hangs out at the salad bar,
Where he has an all day snackie, bizare!
'Cause he eats all day,
And puts the food away, that wide guy.

'Cause he eats all day,
And puts the food away, that wide guy.
(Eat some more)
'Cause he eats all day,
And puts the food away, that wide guy.

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Jack Wilson - April 09, 2004 - Report this comment
Great job, Guy! 5's
alvin rhodes - April 09, 2004 - Report this comment
this one made me smile...made me hungry too....5s
Adagio - April 09, 2004 - Report this comment
Hmm...eat while you are eating is a new concept to hefties. Really like it, Guy, it really 'sings' smoothly. 5's
Johnny D - April 09, 2004 - Report this comment
Reminds me of a member of The Second Continental Congress in the musical I'm currently in with The Concord Players ( " 1776 " ) - Samuel Chase, Delegate from The Colony of Maryland, who always had a plate of food on his desk in Congress and who the other Congressmen liked to call "Old Bacon Face". 555, good job, Guy.
Paul Robinson - April 09, 2004 - Report this comment
Guy - Good food for thought. Thought about it and gave you 5's here...
Arwen - April 09, 2004 - Report this comment
Very well done, Guy! 5-5-5!
Crack-Head Bob - April 09, 2004 - Report this comment
Awesome! Reminds me of Horace "Buns" Bottlecker :-)
Tim Hall - April 09, 2004 - Report this comment
Wide Guy is the type of guy that would have to pay for two seats on Southwest Airlines. Great job modernizing a Motown classic!

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