-> "Wide Guy"
Original Song Title:
"My Guy"
(MP3)
Parody Song Title:
"Wide Guy"
The Lyrics
So much he does weigh,
Talking scales will say to wide guy: (wide guy)
I'm not built for two,
Only one, thank-you, please retry. (retry)
Picnikin' is this guy,
He's on a seafood diet,
If there's food and he spies it,
That's when he tries it.
Just give this guy a start,
It's all day a la carte for wide guy.
Nothing like more food,
Makes his butt protrude, that wide guy. (wide guy)
Eatin' pizza pie,
Or ham and cheese on rye, that wide guy. (wide guy)
And all his cash on food he'll squander,
'Nother plateful is a goner,
His quest is for feeding,
He eats while he's eating, wide guy.
When he starts in on the eatin' he just can't stop,
Steak and mashed potatoes and some lean pork chops.
It don't matter the taste, the food he packs,
A seven course meal is just a light snack.
Some mussels and ham,
And leg of lamb for wide guy. (wide guy)
No time for grace,
He's gotta feed that face, that wide guy. (wide guy)
He hangs out at the salad bar,
Where he has an all day snackie, bizarre!
'Cause he eats all day,
And puts the food away, that wide guy.
Some mussels and ham,
And leg of lamb for wide guy. (wide guy)
No time for grace,
He's gotta feed that face, that wide guy. (wide guy)
He hangs out at the salad bar,
Where he has an all day snackie, bizare!
'Cause he eats all day,
And puts the food away, that wide guy.
'Cause he eats all day,
And puts the food away, that wide guy.
(Eat some more)
'Cause he eats all day,
And puts the food away, that wide guy.
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