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Song Parodies -> "They'll Never Call On You Again"

Original Song Title:

"I'll Never Fall In Love Again"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Dionne Warwick

Parody Song Title:

"They'll Never Call On You Again"

Parody Written by:

Guy DiRito

The Lyrics

What would you bet, it's not allah's love,
This guy's time is thin laying in a bubble,
He gave Jews the shit and lots of trouble,
They'll never call on him again.
They'll never call on him again.

Saw the news clips wavin' kiss good-bye,
Thought that some germs caused quick pneumonia,
Off he then flew, not glad we've known ya.
They'll never call on him again.
Don't ya know "Fat", they'll never call on you again.

You acted some like so devout,
You never cared 'bout the down and out.
You kept them in chains, they stood behind you,
Those people loved you, were so unkind to.

What would you bet, you they still will love,
You snowed them with lies, said pain and sorrow,
Would bring about a bright tomorrow.
They'll never call on you again,
No, no, they'll never call on you again.

[Fundamental Interlude]

Ah, you kept them in chains, they stood behind you,
Even though you were so unkind to.

What would you bet, you they still will love,
You snowed them with lies, said pain and sorrow,
Would bring about a bright tomorrow.
They'll never call on you again,
No, no, they'll never call on you again.

They'll never call on you again.

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Adagio - November 10, 2004 - Report this comment
Very good parody. I didn't realize just how mean he is. 5's
Johnny D - November 10, 2004 - Report this comment
Yah sir, that parody 'bout sums it up.
John Barry - November 10, 2004 - Report this comment
Apparently this POS looted about a billion from the people he's duped over the years. Let's hope some sanity follows in his wake.
Paul Robinson - November 10, 2004 - Report this comment
Guy, yes it's truly a shame when someone attains a position where they COULD lead their people into a future of hope and possibilities but instead sells them out for their ego or pieces of silver or whatever the current currency happens to be. Sadly, the Middle East isn't the only place this appears to be happening...5's - nice piece of work, sir...
Guy - November 11, 2004 - Report this comment
Thanks all for your comments.

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