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Song Parodies -> "Soup Of Cauliflower Gives You Real Bad Halitosis!"

Original Song Title:

"Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious!"

Original Performer:

Julie Andrews

Parody Song Title:

"Soup Of Cauliflower Gives You Real Bad Halitosis!"

Parody Written by:

Guy DiRito

The Lyrics

Dee Range posted a similar song here on Friday. I actually wrote this about two weeks ago. Probably not as good as Dee's but I'd like to share it anyway.
Stir kettle kettle kettle stir kettle ay
Stir kettle kettle kettle stir kettle ay
Soup of cauliflower gives you real bad halitosis!
Even though your're fond of it,
It makes your breath ferocious,
Why you ever eat that stuff,
It must be some neurosis,
Soup of cauliflower gives you real bad halitosis1

Stir kettle kettle kettle stir kettle ay
Stir kettle kettle kettle stir kettle ay
You're breath of stuff decayed will reek,
It makes your breath smell bad.
If rather just fresh breath you seek,
But this soup you just had.
Like curds and whey that has not stirred,
The odor finds your nose.
They'll think inside your mouth a turd,
The smell will curl your toes.

Oh, soup of cauliflower gives you real bad halitosis!
Even though your're fond of it,
It makes your breath ferocious,
Why you ever eat that stuff,
It must be some neurosis,
Soup of cauliflower gives you real bad halitosis.

You don't want breath that smells like dung,
Beware when you buffet.
Your breath will smell like turd,
If you consume soup of the day.
Their eyes will fill so tearfully,
Cuts like a sharpened knife,
It's just enough to make them hurl,
You're breath will be that rife.

That soup of cauliflower gives you real bad halitosis!
Soup of cauliflower gives you real bad halitosis,
Soup of cauliflower gives you real bad halitosis,
Soup of cauliflower gives you real bad halitosis!

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Pacing: 4.6
How Funny: 4.5
Overall Rating: 4.5

Total Votes: 11

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Adagio - August 08, 2004 - Report this comment
Might as well go whole hog and cook all the stinky stuff while you're at it. :D 5's
Johnny D - August 08, 2004 - Report this comment
Souper job here, Guy!
alvin rhodes - August 08, 2004 - Report this comment
nothing i hate more than cauliflower...funny parody, though...5s
Dee Range - August 09, 2004 - Report this comment
Guy, unlike alvin rhodes, I like cauliflower. But we both like the parody. 5's across
David - August 10, 2004 - Report this comment
Nice parody; the pacing was exact and this was very clever. All 5's! And I like cauliflower.

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